Barnaby Deep-Pocket Thistlekin
Rogue (Mastermind)
Barnaby Deep-Pocket Thistlekin
Species
Dwarf
Appearance
Barnaby is remarkably short even for a dwarf, possessing a wide, barrel-like chest that makes him appear almost spherical. His skin is the texture of weathered sandstone, deeply creased around eyes that are constantly squinting as if evaluating a gem's clarity. His most striking feature is his beard, which is not merely hair but a complex lattice of braids reinforced with copper wire and hung with dozens of tiny, silenced silver bells. He moves with a rhythmic, heavy waddle, leaning on a staff made of polished obsidian that never seems to collect dust. Despite his dusty profession, his hands are meticulously clean and smell faintly of expensive cinnamon and old parchment.
“His voice is a gravelly baritone that sounds like stones grinding together in a silk bag. He punctuates his sentences with the phrase 'by the weight of the mountain' and often speaks to inanimate objects as if they are judging him.”
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Distinguishing Features
A mechanical glass eye that rotates independently when he counts money
Missing the pinky finger on his left hand
A tattoo of a mountain range on his bald pate that glows faintly in the presence of gold
A scent of cinnamon and ozone that follows him
Voice
“Deep, raspy, and rhythmic, with a thick mountain-dwarf accent that softens when he is trying to charm someone.”
Clothing
He wears a heavy, multi-layered coat of deep crimson velvet, stained with the travel-grime of seven nations. Underneath is a reinforced leather vest with exactly twenty-four visible pockets, each sealed with a different wax stamp. He tops this with a wide-brimmed hat made from the cured hide of a displacer beast, which seems to shimmer and shift when he is lying.
Body Language
He constantly adjusts his many pockets and leans forward when interested, making him look like a predatory bird despite his weight.
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