Odds & Ephemerals
Est. 2025 • Changeling Bard
Odds & Ephemerals
Odds & Ephemerals sits in Sunstream Alley, a narrow lane of colored lanterns and drifting laundry. Shelves crowd the shop, each item labeled in looping ink—some...
Shopkeeper
Malk the Magnificent (Malka), a Changeling Bard (Lvl 6)
Keeper's Species
Changeling
Shop Inventory
(13)A delicate silver earring in the shape of a sleeping dragon. It emits a faint warmth and once per day emits a soft chime audible only to the wearer's closest kin.
A small brass compass whose needle spins frantically when someone nearby tells a lie.
A glass oil lamp etched with names in languages you barely recognize. When lit, faint letters shimmer over the nearest humanoid's forehead.
A velvet pouch containing seven oddly faceted dice that only ever roll the number 7. They clack merrily but do not behave like normal d20s.
A tarnished coin that breathes a single whispered suggestion when flipped.
A small vial of rosy liquid. Heals wounds in a comforting warmth.
A faded scroll that, when read, casts feather fall on up to five willing creatures you can see within range.
A brittle scroll that sometimes works and sometimes insists the caster say 'please' in a theatrical voice as part of the casting.
A dark cloak that seems to shimmer at the edges. It occasionally phases like a failing illusion.
A charred wooden wand that promises small fireworks but is spotty in performance.
A lacquered wooden box with a tiny keyhole and a painted eye that blinks once each hour. Malk sells these with a theatrical flourish.
An hourglass missing half its sand. It seems to slow time for small moments… or so Malk says.
A mixed lot of curious odds: a strand of luminous thread, a glass eye, a key that fits no lock, a chip of singing stone, and other tiny wonders.
Malk the Magnificent (Malka)
Shop Atmosphere
“Odds & Ephemerals sits in Sunstream Alley, a narrow lane of colored lanterns and drifting laundry. Shelves crowd the shop, each item labeled in looping ink—some labels move about. Malk (Malka) performs small illusions to display wares; they shift personas mid-conversation, adopting the mannerisms of whichever customer they feel will buy. Haggling is a performance: customers who trade a story or secret can get a 10–20% discount. Beware: 'faulty' goods are Malk's specialty—he'll gladly demonstrate how unpredictable charm is part of the fun. He tends to lean toward dramatic sales pitches and occasionally slips into another visage to test a buyer; secrets traded in confidence are often peppered into shop gossip later as harmless tales. If a buyer named Uliq enters, Malk will be particularly insistent (and unusually sentimental) about the dragon-shaped earring.”
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