Gossamer's Petty Misfortunes
Est. 2026 • Rock Gnome Artificer
Gossamer's Petty Misfortunes
Everything in the shop appears immaculate and finely made; however each item carries a small, amusing curse that is more likely to cause embarrassment than real...
Shopkeeper
Mirna Gossamer, a Rock Gnome Artificer (Lvl 9)
Keeper's Species
Rock Gnome
Shop Inventory
(16)A clear glass phial sealed with a cork and a tiny stitched ribbon. The liquid inside glows warmly and feels comforting to the touch. Looks exactly like a perfectly ordinary healing potion.
A squat vial wrapped in gilded wire. Warm to the skin and pleasantly sweet. Works as expected, aside from the cosmetic side effect.
A small amber vial labeled in an elegant hand. The liquid is slightly viscous and smells of bitter almonds. Promises protection from poisons but carries a petty aftereffect.
A thimble-sized phial filled with a pearly liquid. When uncorked it casts a small, controllable pool of light.
Beautifully decorated, this bottle promises to grease social wheels and brighten performances for a brief moment.
A heavy glass vial with a wax-sealed cork and a braided leather strap for carrying. The interior holds a viscous, glowing liquid that smells faintly of burnt sugar.
A narrow phial of pale green liquid that hisses if you breathe near it. The glass is cold and there is a faint sour odor.
Shaped like a curled conch, the whistle fits neatly between two fingers and is polished to a shine.
A small oiled leather bottle that sloshes reassuringly. It looks ordinary and smells faintly of cedar.
A tiny silver thimble with a chip of jet set in its rim. Perfect for scribes and artists who hate refilling inkstands.
A round bar of soap wrapped in ribbon and labeled 'For Clean Wounds'. Smells like citrus and cedar.
A pinch of golden powder in a waxed paper envelope. Very fine and very sparkly.
A slim glass flask with a brass rim. The liquid inside tastes faintly of whatever was nearby when it filled.
An organized little satchel designed for traveling apothecaries. Everything inside is perfectly clean and ready for use.
A leather roll with small vials and clean bandages. The surgeon's needle is neatly tied in place. Works exactly like a normal healer's kit aside from a silly humming quirk.
A wooden chest with brass fittings that opens to reveal a spotless, well-organized toolkit. Everything looks brand new and lovingly maintained.
Mirna Gossamer
Shop Atmosphere
“Everything in the shop appears immaculate and finely made; however each item carries a small, amusing curse that is more likely to cause embarrassment than real harm. Shelves are labeled in a cheerful, looping hand and the air smells faintly of lemon and ozone. A patchwork cat made of stitched silk sits on the counter and rearranges the labels when the owner is not looking. Owner hums an off-key tune that causes ink to dry in ornamental patterns.”
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