Fizz's Upturned Anvil & Aerial Implements
Est. 2025 • rock gnome artificer
Fizz's Upturned Anvil & Aerial Implements
Fizz is flighty and bubbly — mid-sentence they'll screech to show you a 'better' spring or launch a tiny demonstrator blade across the shop. They punctuate revi...
Shopkeeper
Fizzlefen "Fizz" Geargrin, a rock gnome artificer (Lvl 3)
Keeper's Species
rock gnome
Shop Inventory
(14)A well-balanced, common dagger. Fizz insists mine-edge is slightly too enthusiastic — good for stabbing and cheeky compliments.
A standard shortsword with a reinforced fuller to keep the blade lively. Slightly lighter than a town-forged blade.
A light crossbow fitted with a spring-assisted trigger designed by Fizz. Fires like a normal crossbow but cycles a touch faster—if you trust the springs.
A stout club shaved and weighted for balance. Fizz adds a painted duck for morale (optional).
A light dagger with a hollow spine and tiny vents. When thrown, it banks subtly on the wind, making it easier to hit targets slightly off-line.
A sling lined with feathers and a bit of enchantment. Projectiles from this sling fly unusually straight and land softly.
A wooden spear with a collapsible haft for easy carriage — good for trainees and traveling civilians. Collapses with a satisfying pop.
A bundle of wooden arrows with fletching that occasionally whistles — a side-effect of Fizz's stabilizing varnish.
Standard iron-tipped bolts. Reliable and plain.
A high-quality whetstone that keeps blades keen. Fizz offers a complimentary 'tuning tap' with every sharpening.
A compact set of tools for delicate mechanical and metalwork. Fizz shows off every time one of these is opened.
A retrofit handle allowing a shield to absorb a little extra shock. Requires a smithing check to install onto an existing shield.
A glove with a small pouch sewn into the palm to aid small-weapon users. Mainly for show, but works if you have tiny hands.
A single crossbow bolt with a tiny arc of retained energy. The bolt attempts to latch onto metal and holds lightly.
Fizzlefen "Fizz" Geargrin
Shop Atmosphere
“Fizz is flighty and bubbly — mid-sentence they'll screech to show you a 'better' spring or launch a tiny demonstrator blade across the shop. They punctuate reviews with bad puns, insist on naming every tool (the whetstone is 'Martha'), and will barter spare jokes for a small discount. Expect sudden demonstrations, odd noises, and enthusiastic attempts to fit experimental add-ons to mundane gear.”
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