The Tilted Phial

Est. 2025 Human Warlock

The Tilted Phial

The Tilted Phial sits on a crooked lane under a sagging sign. Inside, the air is damp and smells of old cheese, stale ink, and something faintly sour that the o...

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Shopkeeper

Morwen Nettle, a Human Warlock (Lvl 4)

Keeper's Species

Human

2 Potions10 MiscEst. 204 gp

Shop Inventory

(12)
Potions2

A cloudy glass phial of red liquid. It quivers faintly and smells faintly of iron and mildew.

Heal 7 HPRestores hit points when consumed.

A chalky green vial that leaves a bitter film on the lips.

Drinking grants advantage on saves against poison for 1 hour.
Miscellaneous10

A blackened glass flask with a rope wick wound round its neck and a tacky residue on the lip.

On a hit the target is set alight and takes ongoing fire damage each turn until extinguished. Extinguish by using an action to make a Dexterity check.

A clear vial of bubbling green liquid that smells faintly of citrus and rust.

Shatters on impact and deals acid damage to the target or object hit.

A slightly cloudy glass bottle, cork stained with old wine.

A gnarled wooden wand, wrapped in cracked leather; its tip holds a dull mote of trapped light.

A squat, cork-stoppered phial that exhales a small, melancholy sigh whenever it is uncorked or at unpredictable intervals.

Purely cosmetic; provides no game mechanical benefit.

A dented tin decorated with the face of a smiling fisherman. When opened it offers a single, unsolicited tip.

Advice is always unhelpful or trivial; no mechanical benefit.

A half-melted candle that leaves a trail of sticky, pungent wax like old cheese wherever it is placed.

Cosmetic only; does not provide usable light beyond a faint, flickering glow unsuitable for reliable illumination.

A single, moth-eaten wool sock that seems unnaturally eager to be reunited with other socks.

Purely whimsical; can cause mild annoyance or delight.

A tarnished hand mirror framed in tarnished bone. The glass is streaked with a fog that clears to reveal slight differences from the present.

No mechanical advantage; purely flavor for roleplay.

A fat, cork stopper that, when uncorked, emits a hissing murmur like a barge whispering through reeds.

No useful information guaranteed; cosmetic and eerie only.
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Morwen Nettle

HumanWarlockLvl 4

Shop Atmosphere

The Tilted Phial sits on a crooked lane under a sagging sign. Inside, the air is damp and smells of old cheese, stale ink, and something faintly sour that the owner insists is 'aged arcane perfume'. Shelves lean inward as if trying to whisper to one another. Everything for sale is ornamental, pointless, or mildly annoying by design; buyers come for curiosity, not usefulness. The proprietor, Morwen Nettle, is a thin human warlock, level 4, who wears a coat with deep pockets full of empty bottles. She speaks in dry, theatrical asides and takes payment in exact change or odd favors. The shop uses standard D&D currency of platinum, gold, electrum, silver, and copper with the customary exchange rates described in the 5e SRD. Prices for common consumable magic items such as potions of healing are commonly set around 50 gp in current 5e guidance; many mundane adventuring items and reagents follow Player's Handbook / SRD equipment pricing. citeturn0search0turn1search4turn1search1
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