Tzzik's Soot & Strange
Est. 2025 • Kobold Artificer (tinkerer flavor)
Tzzik's Soot & Strange
Tzzik talks constantly in hisses and little mechanical clucks; he frequently offers a 'trial by soot'—a free polishing and minor rune-scratch for any purchased ...
Shopkeeper
Tzzik Sprocket-singe, a Kobold Artificer (tinkerer flavor) (Lvl 3)
Keeper's Species
Kobold
Shop Inventory
(13)A short sword hammered thin and light in a kobold-forged style. It favors nimble strikes; the blade shows odd rune-scratches that glitter faintly when blood spills.
A handaxe with a vented haft. When thrown and retrieved (fetched by a line), it emits a puff of scented smoke that confuses animals.
A shortbow made from layered scraps of wood and reinforced with twisted sinew. Lightweight and tuned to quick shots.
Thinner, sharper darts balanced for precision. Often coated in mild irritant powders.
Patchwork scale armor assembled from scavenged platelets; surprisingly sturdy. Interior is lined with a strange resin that smells faintly of mushrooms.
A round iron shield blackened by Tzzik's forge flames. A tiny rack of tiny spikes (mostly ornamental) runs along the rim.
A palm-sized lantern containing a chipped glowstone. Produces soft light in a 20-foot radius and dim light for another 20 feet.
A leather roll containing spikes, tripwires, sticky resin, and a how-to scroll in poor Common and draconic scribbles.
A curious oddity: a sealed metal flask with vents and a knob. Spritzing from it gives the user foul breath that repels small predators.
A fist-sized rock that stores heat. Warm to the touch and humming faintly. Tzzik claims it was baked under dragon-bones (likely an exaggeration).
A small rusty cog embedded with a glittering beetle wing. Sold more for superstition than utility.
A squat vial of fizzy, amber liquid that hisses when uncorked. Favored by kobold skirmishers who need a quick patch-up.
A throw net with small hooks woven into it; intended to snag rather than entangle long-term.
Tzzik Sprocket-singe
Shop Atmosphere
“Tzzik talks constantly in hisses and little mechanical clucks; he frequently offers a 'trial by soot'—a free polishing and minor rune-scratch for any purchased item. The shop smells of hot iron, smoked beetles, and mushroom resin. Shelves are crowded with tiny helmets, improvised tools, and a territorial kobold terrarium that chirps when customers haggle too hard. Bargaining often involves Tzzik offering a quirky service (repair, recharge, or a free tinker's charm) instead of reducing the coin price.”
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