Kettlewick's Curios & Commonwares
Est. 2025 • Gnome (Rock) Artificer
Kettlewick's Curios & Commonwares
Gran Kettlewick insists on haggling in exchange for a story. Each purchase (regardless of price) grants the buyer a brief, possibly prophetic anecdote — sometim...
Shopkeeper
Gran Kettlewick, a Gnome (Rock) Artificer (Lvl 8)
Keeper's Species
Gnome (Rock)
Shop Inventory
(18)Hemp rope, well-stitched and ends sealed with beeswax. Doesn't fray easily.
Metal box with flint, steel, and char cloth; a faint motley sigil inside hums when used near strange wood.
Dense, oddly fragrant preserved food. Keeps for years. A bite gives a fleeting sense of déjà vu.
A brass hooded lantern with a glass globe etched with tiny smiling faces that sometimes wink.
A small brass compass whose needle ticks like a clock. It points to the owner's declared 'true interest' (not always true north).
A glass jar containing a pale mist that replicates a single 10-second sound when uncorked.
A squeaky little whistle shaped like a rat. Produces a complex series of calls only small rodents and ratfolk appreciate.
Chalk that draws lines visible only to the user and specters. Marks vanish after 24 hours.
A navigational tool whose glass shows constellations that do not exist in the known sky. Adjusts on its own.
A decorative lapel pin shaped like an eyeball that blinks once a day.
A black stone that gleams like obsidian. Sharpening on it keeps an edge finer for longer.
A parchment scroll scribbled with runes that glow faintly when held to an item.
A simple silver ring with a tiny seam that emits faint murmurs at night.
A satchel containing 10 small components: clock springs, colored glass beads, a single tooth with a spiral groove, and other weird bits.
A heavy grey cloak lined with a waxed membrane. Repels rain and grime.
A midnight-blue cloak flecked with silver threads. When worn, it seems to ripple on the edge of sight.
A vial of shimmering ink that, when drank, renders the drinker invisible for 1 minute or until they attack or cast a spell.
A short wooden wand banded with copper that snaps with a tiny, delightful pop when waved.
Gran Kettlewick
Shop Atmosphere
“Gran Kettlewick insists on haggling in exchange for a story. Each purchase (regardless of price) grants the buyer a brief, possibly prophetic anecdote — sometimes useful, often bizarre — and she will only accept payment in coins that have been flipped with her tiny brass hammer once (she taps it against the counter, coins that ring true are accepted). The shop's clocks are always five minutes slow; patrons who wait exactly five minutes after purchase sometimes find a small extra item tucked into their bag.”
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