The Smoking Cauldron
Est. 2025 • Gnome Artificer (alchemical dabblings)
The Smoking Cauldron
The Smoking Cauldron is delightfully chaotic: shelves are labeled with outrageous puns, a sleepy toad named 'Soot' naps in a terrarium and occasionally offers u...
Shopkeeper
Magister Alatar, a Gnome Artificer (alchemical dabblings) (Lvl 4)
Keeper's Species
Gnome
Shop Inventory
(13)A warm, rosy liquid that mends splinters and skinned knees. Frequently labeled with a cheerful sticker that says 'Band-aid in a Bottle.'
A clear, lemon-scented draught that neutralizes most common venoms. It pops loudly when uncorked.
A neon blue potion that cures normal hiccups...but may grant you hiccups if used by someone already cured.
A pale, effervescent potion that sharpens the mind for a short span, with a faint whine like a tuning fork as you drink.
A silvery potion that smells faintly of dust and catnip. Shoes and socks of the drinker become suspiciously quiet.
A glittering, lavender liquid in a bulbous bottle. Upon uncorking, the shop fills the room with glitter and a brass flourish.
A syrupy amber drink that makes the drinker grow inches taller for 10 minutes. Comes with a tiny measuring tape.
One sip and your arrival is heralded by a single theatrical puff of smoke and a faint trumpet fanfare only you hear.
A bright green potion that makes the drinker's next spoken sentence come out backwards (semantically reversed), often with comical consequences.
A small amber vial containing concentrated relaxing tea. Lowers stress, helps sleep and reduces one level of exhaustion for one use (DM discretion).
A tiny phial labelled 'Do not open unless you owe someone a favor.' Release causes a comically loud sneeze.
A small clean vial with a cork. Useful for storing samples or pocket-sized potions.
A squat metal flask with an impossibly large interior; can hold up to 2 cubic feet of nonmagical liquid but weighs only 1 lb when empty.
Magister Alatar
Shop Atmosphere
“The Smoking Cauldron is delightfully chaotic: shelves are labeled with outrageous puns, a sleepy toad named 'Soot' naps in a terrarium and occasionally offers unsolicited stock tips, and every purchase comes with Magister Alatar's theatrical sales pitch (he insists on a one-line rhyme). Some potions have mild, humorous side effects (hiccups, glitter, dramatic hair) about 25% of the time — nothing lethal, purely comedic. Bargaining is encouraged; Alatar sometimes 'misprices' an item for a laugh, and he'll swap a free vial of soot-scented 'confidence' if you tell him a good joke.”
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