The Velvet Keg
Est. 2026 • Halfling Bard
The Velvet Keg
Barnaby obsessively polishes every glass until it shines like a diamond and refers to every customer as Your Excellency regardless of their dress or social stat...
Shopkeeper
Barnaby Thistledown, a Halfling Bard (Lvl 3)
Keeper's Species
Halfling
Shop Inventory
(10)A standard mug of local brown ale with a thick head of foam.
A ceramic pitcher of local fortified wine, slightly acidic.
A dusty bottle of vintage red from a southern vineyard.
A bowl of thin vegetable broth and a piece of hard bread.
A hearty portion of beef stew with a side of fresh bread and cheese.
A sparkling golden cider that smells of apples and summer rain.
A thick slab of slow-roasted boar seasoned with rare mountain herbs.
A potent, clear spirit with a sharp fruit finish and a burning kick.
Two strips of preserved herring served on a wooden board.
Warm honey wine infused with cinnamon, cloves, and orange peel.
Barnaby Thistledown
Shop Atmosphere
“Barnaby obsessively polishes every glass until it shines like a diamond and refers to every customer as Your Excellency regardless of their dress or social status.”
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