Felix's Fantastic Phallics

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Est. 2025 • Gnome Bard

Felix's Fantastic Phallics

The shop has an ever-present hum of magical energy and a scent of incense. Felix often entertains customers with short, improvised verses about the more creativ...

Shopkeeper

Felix Featherbottom, a Gnome Bard (Lvl 9)

Keeper's Species

Gnome

3 Misc2 Weapons1 Armor1 PotionsEst. 1.3k gp

Shop Inventory

(7)

Miscellaneous3

Wand of Enthralling

A delicately carved wooden wand capable of casting the Charm Person spell once per day.

150 gp

A delicately carved wooden wand capable of casting the Charm Person spell once per day.

Casts Charm Person

Vibrant Velvet

A luxurious velvet pouch containing powdered phosphorescent materials. When released, it creates a cloud of twinkling lights for a dazzling display.

80 gp

A luxurious velvet pouch containing powdered phosphorescent materials. When released, it creates a cloud of twinkling lights for a dazzling display.

Equivalent of a 'Faerie Fire' spell in a 10-ft cube

Silken Blindfold of Serenity

A silken cloth that, when worn over the eyes, sharpens the other senses.

30 gp

A silken cloth that, when worn over the eyes, sharpens the other senses.

Advantage on Perception checks that rely on hearing

Weapons2

Ivory Gleam Longsword

A finely balanced longsword with a hilt carved to resemble intertwining serpents.

250 gp

A finely balanced longsword with a hilt carved to resemble intertwining serpents.

Atk +2 damage against demons

Prismatic Flail★ PRIZED

A flail with a head that shifts between the seven colors of the rainbow, dazzling foes.

500 gp

A flail with a head that shifts between the seven colors of the rainbow, dazzling foes.

Atk Foes hit must succeed a Wisdom saving throw or be blinded for 1 round

Armor1

Shield of Glimmering Lights

A shield crafted with embedded crystals that cast light in all directions.

200 gp

A shield crafted with embedded crystals that cast light in all directions.

AC +2Allows use of the 'Light' spell at will

Potions1

Potion of Healing

A small vial containing a red liquid that bubbles vigorously when shaken.

50 gp

A small vial containing a red liquid that bubbles vigorously when shaken.

Heal 2 HP

Felix Featherbottom

Gnome•Bard•Lvl 9

Shop Atmosphere

“The shop has an ever-present hum of magical energy and a scent of incense. Felix often entertains customers with short, improvised verses about the more creative uses of his products. He insists that every purchase be celebrated with a song.”

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