Thistlewind's Subtly Sinister Sundries

Est. 2026 Gnome Wizard

Thistlewind's Subtly Sinister Sundries

The shop hums with a low, pleasant tune. At midnight inventory shifts by a few inches and at dawn small notes appear on tags with cryptic usage tips. The propri...

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Shopkeeper

Margo Thistlewind, a Gnome Wizard (Lvl 9)

Keeper's Species

Gnome

2 Potions2 Armor1 Weapons7 MiscEst. 7.4k gp

Shop Inventory

(12)
Potions2

A clear glass vial with a warm, golden liquid. It feels slightly effervescent on the tongue.

Heal 8 HPSubtle curse: the drinker briefly hiccups a soft echo of the last spoken sentence for the next hour, which can betray whispers.

A squat crystal phial filled with viscous, ruby-red liquid that glows faintly.

Heal 14 HPSubtle curse: after drinking the potion the consumer smells faintly of roses for 24 hours, making stealth and subtle infiltration checks harder in close quarters.
Armor2

A soft, midnight blue cloak with a silver thread at the hem. It is impeccably tailored and comfortable.

AC +1Subtle curse: the cloak develops static cling. Once per long rest it emits a harmless pop and a small burst of glittery sparks when the wearer is surprised, possibly revealing their location.

Soft, supple leather boots with moss-green dye and a whisper of elfcraft in their stitching.

Subtle curse: once per day when the wearer uses the boots to sneak, their footsteps leave faint, harmless glittering footprints visible under moonlight for 1 minute.
Weapons1

A well-balanced longsteel blade, its fuller polished to a mirror sheen. The hilt is wrapped in soft leather.

Atk Subtle curse: the blade whispers flattering but possessive compliments to its wielder at odd hours. The wielder finds it difficult to part with the sword and suffers a small penalty to Wisdom (Insight) checks while it is on their person.
Miscellaneous7

A stout leather sack with a faintly humming mouth and comfortable padded straps.

Subtle curse: once per day the bag 'misfiled' one small item into another plane and regurgitates a harmless but embarrassing object instead. The bag occasionally emits a faint giggle when opened.

A narrow band of dull platinum set with a single, quiet onyx that seems to absorb light.

AC +1Subtle curse: while wearing the ring the bearer occasionally corrects others aloud about trivial facts without meaning to, imposing disadvantage on Charisma (Persuasion) checks when this happens.

A wide-brimmed, soft-felt hat that seems to shift its color subtly depending on the light.

Subtle curse: the hat occasionally changes minor aspects of the disguise without the wearer's input, sometimes adding a ridiculous mustache or flamboyant accessory at an inconvenient moment.

A tightly rolled parchment sealed with a crimson wax sigil of a phoenix.

Subtle curse: when the scroll is used the caster's hair smells faintly of smoke for 24 hours, and small sparks cling to their clothing until washed.

A warm, palm-sized pearl that looks like a droplet of moonlight trapped in glass.

Subtle curse: the pearl occasionally vibrates and hums a tune that is mildly distracting. While the pearl hums the caster has a small penalty to concentration checks.

A thin vellum scroll with silver ink that seems to shimmer when unfurled.

Subtle curse: the scroll's magic always leaves the caster's voice slightly echoing for the next hour, making it easier to be located by sound.

A polished silver hand mirror set in an ornate frame carved with tiny gallows-figures that wink when not observed.

Subtle curse: once used, the mirror causes the user to mimic a minor habit witnessed in the last hour for the next day, such as tapping their foot, which can be socially awkward.
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Margo Thistlewind

GnomeWizardLvl 9

Shop Atmosphere

The shop hums with a low, pleasant tune. At midnight inventory shifts by a few inches and at dawn small notes appear on tags with cryptic usage tips. The proprietor insists every slight annoyance is a 'safety feature'.
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