The Gilded Piston Armory

Est. 2026 Rock Gnome Artificer

The Gilded Piston Armory

Barnaby speaks with a high-pitched wheeze and constantly tinkers with a small mechanical crab on his shoulder. He refuses to take any currency that is not shiny...

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Shopkeeper

Barnaby Brass-Lungs Thistlewick, a Rock Gnome Artificer (Lvl 9)

Keeper's Species

Rock Gnome

5 Armor4 Weapons1 MiscEst. 4.8k gp

Shop Inventory

(10)
Armor5

A standard chest and back plate made of polished steel, modified with decorative brass rivets.

AC +14None

Reinforced leather with nautical-themed brass studs for extra protection.

AC +12None

Plate armor treated with alchemical oils and equipped with small, retractable brass fins.

AC +15Grants a swimming speed equal to your walking speed.

A breastplate fitted with a small boiler on the back and copper piping.

AC +15As a reaction when hit by a melee attack, you can release a cloud of steam. The attacker takes fire damage and the area within 5 feet of you becomes heavily obscured until the start of your next turn.

A shield reinforced with clockwork dampers to absorb heavy impacts.

AC +2When you take the Dodge action, you have resistance to bludgeoning damage from nonmagical attacks.
Weapons4

A curved blade favored by sailors. Effectively a scimitar with a heavy basket hilt.

Finesse, Light

A sturdy mechanical crossbow with a brass cranking winch.

Heavy, Loading, Two-handed, Range 100/400

A shoulder-mounted apparatus that uses pressurized air to fire a barbed harpoon.

On a hit, the target is grappled (escape ).

A dagger with internal gears that hum when drawn. The blade vibrates at high frequencies.

Atk Deals an additional thunder damage on a hit.
Miscellaneous1

A thick, foul-smelling alchemical lubricant used for keeping machinery running in salt air.

Can be applied to a lock or mechanical trap to grant advantage on Thieves' Tools checks to interact with it.
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Barnaby Brass-Lungs Thistlewick

Rock GnomeArtificerLvl 9

Shop Atmosphere

Barnaby speaks with a high-pitched wheeze and constantly tinkers with a small mechanical crab on his shoulder. He refuses to take any currency that is not shiny, and he will offer a discount if a customer can tell him a story of a mechanical failure they witnessed at sea.
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