Fizzlepock’s Hocus Pocus and Discount Bin Emporium

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Est. 2025 • Gnome Wizard (Abjuration)

Fizzlepock’s Hocus Pocus and Discount Bin Emporium

Fizzlepock insists on giving customers an obligatory joke or pun with every purchase, and the discount bin items come with mysterious rumors of 'previous owners...

Shopkeeper

Fizzlepock Tinkertwitch, a Gnome Wizard (Abjuration) (Lvl 7)

Keeper's Species

Gnome

1 Misc2 Potions2 Armor1 Misc1 Misc3 Misc1 Weapons1 MiscEst. 11.6k gp

Shop Inventory

(12)

Miscellaneous1

Wand of Slight Inconvenience

A wand that casts minor annoying spells like itchy noses or smelly socks for 1 minute. Mostly a prankster’s delight.

75 gp

A wand that casts minor annoying spells like itchy noses or smelly socks for 1 minute. Mostly a prankster’s delight.

Once per day can cast 'Prestidigitation' with a 75% chance to annoy nearby targets instead of clean or warm.

Potions2

Potion of Sudden Itchiness

Upon drinking, target suffers uncontrollable itching for 2d4 minutes, imposing disadvantage on concentration checks.

50 gp

Upon drinking, target suffers uncontrollable itching for minutes, imposing disadvantage on concentration checks.

Causes itching, not healing.

Potion of Minor Regeneration

Restores 15 hit points over 1 minute.

600 gp

Restores 15 hit points over 1 minute.

Heal 15 HP

Armor2

Boots of Trip-and-Fall

These enchanted boots occasionally cause the wearer to trip at inconvenient moments, but give +1 to Dexterity saving throws.

225 gp

These enchanted boots occasionally cause the wearer to trip at inconvenient moments, but give +1 to Dexterity saving throws.

AC +110% chance on movement to fall prone humorously.

Cloak of the Overdramatic Farewell

When worn, any exit the wearer makes is accompanied by booming applause and a spotlight effect that can be seen up to 30 feet away.

1,250 gp

When worn, any exit the wearer makes is accompanied by booming applause and a spotlight effect that can be seen up to 30 feet away.

AC +2Once per long rest, flash dramatic exit granting +2 Charisma for 1 minute.

Miscellaneous1

Ring of Whispering Toilet Paper

This ring softly whispers nonsensical toilet-related facts to the wearer. Provides a +1 bonus to saving throws against fear by distracting the mind.

350 gp

This ring softly whispers nonsensical toilet-related facts to the wearer. Provides a bonus to saving throws against fear by distracting the mind.

AC +1Whispers distract enemies (advantage on fear saves).

Miscellaneous1

Scroll of ‘Oops, Wrong Spell’

Contains a random 1st or 2nd level spell but with the last word of the incantation replaced by ‘Oopsy’.

300 gp

Contains a random 1st or 2nd level spell but with the last word of the incantation replaced by ‘Oopsy’.

Casting may have unpredictable side effects (DM’s discretion).

Miscellaneous3

Mystical Dispenser of Whoopee Cushions

A small box that can produce an endless supply of whoopee cushions. Perfect for pranking adventurers or nobles alike.

20 gp

A small box that can produce an endless supply of whoopee cushions. Perfect for pranking adventurers or nobles alike.

Bag of Discounted Duds

A sack filled with random low-level magical trinkets and slightly faulty minor potions all somehow enchanted to look more powerful than they are.

150 gp

A sack filled with random low-level magical trinkets and slightly faulty minor potions all somehow enchanted to look more powerful than they are.

Each item has a 25% chance of minor quirks or humorous malfunctions.

Bag of Endless Confetti

Once opened, releases a colorful burst of confetti each day until closed again. Great for celebrations or distracting enemies.

40 gp

Once opened, releases a colorful burst of confetti each day until closed again. Great for celebrations or distracting enemies.

Advantage on Charisma (Performance) checks during celebrations.

Weapons1

Staff of Little Surprises +2★ PRIZED

A finely crafted quarterstaff that grants +2 to attack rolls and damage. Each hit has a 10% chance to produce a harmless but startling visual effect (like a small animal or sparkly lights).

6,000 gp

A finely crafted quarterstaff that grants +2 to attack rolls and damage. Each hit has a 10% chance to produce a harmless but startling visual effect (like a small animal or sparkly lights).

Atk 10% chance on hit to cause harmless visual distractions.

Miscellaneous1

Hat of Ridiculous Disguises

This floppy hat allows the wearer to cast Disguise Self at will, but always adds an absurd twist (giant nose, googly eyes, or clown shoes).

2,500 gp

This floppy hat allows the wearer to cast Disguise Self at will, but always adds an absurd twist (giant nose, googly eyes, or clown shoes).

Disguise Self with a comical flair.

Fizzlepock Tinkertwitch

Gnome•Wizard (Abjuration)•Lvl 7

Shop Atmosphere

“Fizzlepock insists on giving customers an obligatory joke or pun with every purchase, and the discount bin items come with mysterious rumors of 'previous owners' who may or may not have been prank victims.”

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