Fizzlepock’s Hocus Pocus and Discount Bin Emporium
Est. 2025 • Gnome Wizard (Abjuration)
Fizzlepock’s Hocus Pocus and Discount Bin Emporium
Fizzlepock insists on giving customers an obligatory joke or pun with every purchase, and the discount bin items come with mysterious rumors of 'previous owners...
Shopkeeper
Fizzlepock Tinkertwitch, a Gnome Wizard (Abjuration) (Lvl 7)
Keeper's Species
Gnome
Shop Inventory
(12)A wand that casts minor annoying spells like itchy noses or smelly socks for 1 minute. Mostly a prankster’s delight.
Upon drinking, target suffers uncontrollable itching for minutes, imposing disadvantage on concentration checks.
Restores 15 hit points over 1 minute.
These enchanted boots occasionally cause the wearer to trip at inconvenient moments, but give +1 to Dexterity saving throws.
When worn, any exit the wearer makes is accompanied by booming applause and a spotlight effect that can be seen up to 30 feet away.
This ring softly whispers nonsensical toilet-related facts to the wearer. Provides a bonus to saving throws against fear by distracting the mind.
Contains a random 1st or 2nd level spell but with the last word of the incantation replaced by ‘Oopsy’.
A small box that can produce an endless supply of whoopee cushions. Perfect for pranking adventurers or nobles alike.
A sack filled with random low-level magical trinkets and slightly faulty minor potions all somehow enchanted to look more powerful than they are.
Once opened, releases a colorful burst of confetti each day until closed again. Great for celebrations or distracting enemies.
A finely crafted quarterstaff that grants +2 to attack rolls and damage. Each hit has a 10% chance to produce a harmless but startling visual effect (like a small animal or sparkly lights).
This floppy hat allows the wearer to cast Disguise Self at will, but always adds an absurd twist (giant nose, googly eyes, or clown shoes).
Fizzlepock Tinkertwitch
Shop Atmosphere
“Fizzlepock insists on giving customers an obligatory joke or pun with every purchase, and the discount bin items come with mysterious rumors of 'previous owners' who may or may not have been prank victims.”
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