Bad Bitch
Bad Bitch
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AC 9 · HP 5 · 30 ft.Saving throws
Skills
- ArcanaINT
- InsightWIS
- InvestigationINT
- ReligionWIS
Weapons
Languages
Features
11 featuresAlways on
- SpellcastingLevel 1
You can cast wizard spells using Intelligence as your spellcasting ability. You prepare a number of wizard spells each day based on your wizard level and Intelligence modifier, and you can cast your prepared spells using spell slots.
- SpellbookLevel 1
You possess a spellbook containing six 1st-level wizard spells of your choice. You can copy additional wizard spells into the book as you find them, and you can use the book to prepare your spells.
- Ritual AdeptLevel 1
You can cast rituals from your spellbook even if they are not prepared, provided the spell has the Ritual tag and is in your spellbook.
- TraitElfDarkvision
- TraitElfFey Ancestry
- TraitElfKeen Senses
- TraitElfTrance
- TraitElfWeapon Training
- TraitElfElven Lineage, High Elf, gaining an extra wizard cantrip and an additional language
- TraitElfCantrip from High Elf Lineage
- Shelter of the FaithfulAcolyte
Those who honor the same faith, temple, or sacred tradition are expected to offer her hospitality, basic aid, and a hearing, though she often abuses this privilege for access, rumors, and supplies.
Spells
6 spellsSpellcasting. Bad Bitch casts with Intelligence (spell save DC 10, to hit with spell attacks).
Cantrips (at will): , ,
1st level (1 slot): , ,
Gear
8 itemsWeapons
- QuarterstaffA quarterstaff, carried more like a walking cane than a weapon.
- DaggerA dagger kept for emergencies and the occasional dramatic gesture.
Gear
- Arcane FocusAn arcane focus used to channel her spellcasting.
- Scholar's PackA pack containing the standard gear for a scholar and traveler.
- SpellbookA leather-bound book containing her formulae, notes, and spell formulas.
- Holy SymbolA holy symbol worn as a sign of temple affiliation.
- Prayer BookA prayer book filled with liturgies, annotated with rude marginalia.
- Common ClothesCommon clothing suitable for travel and temple duty.
Appearance
A pale, sharp-featured elf with silver hair worn in a severe braid, dark eyes that never seem to blink long enough, and narrow hands stained faintly with ink and candle wax. She dresses in practical acolyte robes cut short for movement, layered over a scholar's sash stuffed with notes, charms, and stolen scripture. Her smile is thin and knowing, the kind that makes people wonder whether they have already been insulted or merely catalogued.
Mannerisms
She speaks as if she is grading a sermon for errors, tilting her head when she lies and tapping two fingers against her wrist when she is impatient. In conversation she smiles at the wrong moments, never apologizes directly, and often repeats sacred phrases in a mocking whisper when she thinks no one can hear her.
Personality
Wickedly intelligent, dryly amused, and openly contemptuous of fools, Bad Bitch treats every conversation like a contest of wit and every kindness like a debt waiting to be collected. She is disciplined when it serves her, theatrical when it helps her, and utterly ruthless when crossed.
Ideals
Freedom. No priest, king, or archmage should get to decide what a mind may know. Knowledge is sacred only when it cannot be owned.
Bonds
She still carries a prayer book copied in her own hand, not from reverence, but because it contains the names of everyone who ever protected her, and everyone who ever tried to own her. She will go to great lengths to recover lost texts, forbidden rites, or any spell that might expose the frauds who ran her temple.
Flaws
She assumes authority is usually stupid, faith is usually hypocritical, and kindness usually has a hidden price. When cornered, she becomes petty, reckless, and vindictive, especially if someone tries to moralize at her.
Quirks
Background
Bad Bitch was raised in a moonlit elf enclave where prayer was polished like silver and every blessing came with a ledger of obligations. As a child, she excelled at memorizing rites, copying scripture, and smiling sweetly while hearing the confessions of adults who should have known better. The temple elders called her gifted. What they meant was useful. She learned early that faith could be a cage, a currency, or a weapon, and she chose weapon. When she first touched a wizard's spellbook, it felt less like study and more like liberation. Divine law had taught her how to obey; arcane theory taught her how to understand, dissect, and finally rewrite the rules. Now she travels under the respectable cover of an acolyte, collecting rituals, secrets, and names from anyone foolish enough to trust an elf in vestments. She serves no god with her heart, only with her smile when it is useful. If the world burns, she intends to be holding the match and the only map out.
“She learned early that faith could be a cage, a currency, or a weapon, and she chose weapon.”
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Elf
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