Mikóx Tzapan
Goblin Scoundrel Lord
Mikóx Tzapan
Species
Goblin
Appearance
A compact goblin lord with a wedge-shaped face, long ears pierced by mismatched brass buttons, and a jaw that juts forward as if he is perpetually chewing an argument. His skin has the dry, pebbled texture of baked clay, broken by soot-dark freckles around his mouth and eyes. He moves with a rapid, sideways bob that makes his shoulders seem to arrive before the rest of him. His fingers are stained orange from cooking spices and alchemical residue. He dresses like a petty monarch but smells unmistakably of smoke, onion, and wet dog. The contradiction is striking: his crown is an elaborate circlet of polished copper, yet he has carefully mended his own boots with fishing line.
“His voice is a raspy, rapid-fire chatter that rises sharply at the end of statements. He overpronounces formal words, turning simple negotiations into mock royal decrees, but drops into a soft murmur whenever he mentions his sister.”
Ability Scores
Alignment
Distinguishing Features
A copper circlet permanently fused to a small patch of scalp after an alchemical accident
A pale burn scar crossing his left cheek and disappearing beneath his jaw
One lower canine replaced by a smooth river pebble painted with a tiny blue eye
A habit of smiling warmly while holding a weapon inches from someone's throat
Voice
“A gravelly, nasal tenor with sudden theatrical flourishes, like a kettle beginning to whistle and deciding to give a speech instead”
Clothing
A patched red waistcoat beneath a black leather cuirass made from overlapping kettle lids, a copper circlet set with bits of colored bottle glass, fingerless gloves, a soot-stained scarf, and knee-high boots repaired with fishing line and bright yellow thread
Body Language
He leans forward when lying and rocks backward when telling the truth. His ears twitch independently when he is calculating. During arguments, he circles rather than standing still, keeping his weapon hand near his belt while pretending to gesture dramatically.
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