Scullery Skitterer
Legend says the first Skitterer was created by a lazy apprentice who wanted to avoid washing dishes. The spell spiraled out of control, and the apprentice was eventually scrubbed to death with a scouring pad.
Scullery Skitterer
Combat
AC 13 · HP 22 · CR 1Scullery Skitterer
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- Role
- Skirmisher
- Built for
- 1
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Tactics
Opening
It waits in a pile of junk, using False Appearance to surprise intruders. It opens with its Hot Broth Spit if multiple targets are in range.
Mid-fight
It uses its 30 ft. movement to weave through enemies, forcing them to make saves against its Slippery Surface aura.
End of the fight
It focuses on prone targets, using its Whirring Blades to capitalize on their disadvantage.
Retreat
If reduced to 5 HP or less, it attempts to flee into small spaces like cupboards or floorboards using its climb speed.
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Ecology
A knee-high, chaotic heap of dented copper pots, rusty knives, and broken porcelain shards held together by a thick, pulsating mass of translucent black grease. It moves with a frantic, rattling gait on tripod-like legs made of oversized soup ladles.
Behavior
It skitters aimlessly through ruins, obsessed with cleaning or organizing objects in ways that make no sense to humans, such as stacking bones by size or polishing cobwebs with oily sludge.
How it lives
As a construct, it does not eat or sleep. It is often the result of a 'Mending' spell gone wrong or an 'Animate Objects' spell that was never properly dispersed, slowly absorbing local grime until it gains a rudimentary consciousness.
Lair
Usually found in damp pantries or kitchens where the grease of a thousand meals provides it with a steady supply of mass.
- Habitat
- Urban ruins, abandoned manors, haunted kitchens, wizard towers.
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Lore
Legend says the first Skitterer was created by a lazy apprentice who wanted to avoid washing dishes. The spell spiraled out of control, and the apprentice was eventually scrubbed to death with a scouring pad.
What drives it
To keep its designated territory free of 'clutter', which unfortunately includes living adventurers.
After the fight
Once defeated, the Skitterer collapses into a pile of mundane junk. The remaining oil is incredibly difficult to clean, leaving a stain that smells of burnt onions for weeks.
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