Barnaby 'The Wheel' Stout
Barnaby 'The Wheel' Stout
At the table
“s the way the wheel turns”
Voice
A boisterous baritone that carries even over the loudest tavern brawls.
Loud, gravelly, and full of outdated caravan slang. He calls everyone 'pavement-pounder' or 'axle-grease' and ends most sentences with a hearty, if somewhat forced, laugh.
Speech patterns
How to play them
He will initially try to sell the players a high-priced 'premium' suite. If they share a real piece of news, he becomes much more helpful and offers a discount.
Goal
To eventually save enough gold to commission a clockwork hand from the capital.
Motivation
To prove that he is still a man of action and consequence despite his disability and sedentary life.
Appearance
Barnaby is a mountain of a man who has begun to settle into a soft, round shape, much like the barrels he taps. He has a booming presence that seems to fill the tavern's common room. His skin is the texture of cured leather, deeply lined from years spent under the sun on trade routes. Most striking is his left hand, a prosthetic carved from dark oak with articulate fingers that click rhythmically when he is nervous. Despite his missing limb, he moves with a surprising, rolling grace, navigating crowded tables without ever spilling a drop of ale. His eyes are sharp and dancing with a mischievous glint that suggests he knows exactly what you're thinking before you say it.
Clothing
A thick, grease-stained leather apron worn over a faded blue linen tunic that still bears the faint, patched-over sigil of a defunct caravan company. He wears sturdy wool trousers and boots with reinforced iron toes.
Body language
Leans heavily on the bar with his good hand while the wooden one remains perfectly still. He squares his shoulders whenever a knight or guard enters.
- Height
- 5 feet 11 inches
- Build
- Burly and barrel-chested
- Eyes
- Amber brown
- Hair
- Salt and pepper gray, kept in a short, messy crop
- Skin
- Weathered tan
- Age
- 52
- Gender
- Male
- Size
- Medium
Distinguishing features
Personality
13 traits and drivesBarnaby is an expert at the 'performative hospitality' of a tavern-keep. He is intensely jovial with strangers, greeting every traveler like a long-lost brother, yet he is secretly miserly and keeps a strict ledger of every copper owed by the locals. He suffers from a deep-seated insecurity regarding his retirement, causing him to embellish his past to maintain a sense of importance. While he argues bitterly with Elara the shopkeeper over the quality of their clientele, he is the first to secretly leave a bottle of fine wine on her doorstep when she has a slow week.
- Alignment
- Neutral Good
Quirks
Habits
Traits · 4
Flaws · 3
Fears · 3
Wants and needs · 3
Combat
AC 11 · HP 11 · 30 ftBarnaby fights defensively, using his prosthetic hand as a club. He prefers to throw heavy mugs or use a cast-iron skillet (reflavored club) to keep enemies at bay while shouting for the town guard.
Barnaby 'The Wheel' Stout
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Equipment
- Heavy Iron Skillet (weapon)A soot-covered cooking utensil used as a makeshift club.
- Oiled Oak Prosthetic (prosthetic)A sturdy wooden hand with iron joints.
- Leather Apron (armor)Provides light protection against spills and small blades.
Possessions
Background
For thirty years, Barnaby was a lead scout for the Gold-Wheel Merchant Company, traversing the most dangerous passes in the kingdom. His career ended not in glory, but in the muck of a rainy ditch when a wagon axle snapped. As he tried to lever the wheel back on, the axle splintered, crushing his hand beyond saving. Pensioned off with just enough gold to buy the dilapidated Four-Way Flagon, he invented the 'Great Drake of the Southern Pass' to explain his injury, claiming a red dragon bit his hand off as he defended a spice shipment. Now, he uses his network of old caravan contacts to remain the best-informed man at the crossroads, though he misses the road every single day.
Role in the story
Information broker and local flavor. He provides quests related to merchant travel or missing shipments.
“His career ended not in glory, but in the muck of a rainy ditch when a wagon axle snapped.”
- Faction
- Former Gold-Wheel Merchant Company; Current member of the Crossroads Vintners Union
Known connections
Connections
Mentioned in their text, not linked yet
- Elara the ShopkeeperRival and secret confidante
- Captain VarosAn old guard captain who owes him a life debt
- MiloA street urchin who acts as his 'eyes and ears' in the neighboring city
Species
Human
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