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Pirkki

Hill dwarf · Artificer (Alchemist) · Level 6

Pirkki

Shopkeeper
“How many, how soon, and what must still work afterward?”
AC17
HP45/45
Init
STR
DEX
CON
INT
WIS
CHA
ConditionsNone

At the table

Voice

A dry, chest-forward voice with a rasp from kiln dust and years of talking over workshop noise. Her consonants land firmly, as though each word has been set in place with a small hammer. Her laugh is a brief, rough burst that tends to surprise people who have mistaken her for humorless.

Her speech is direct, measured, and full of practical comparisons. She explains a plan as if laying parts on a bench, naming what fits and what will fail. She uses short questions to check whether someone understands, not to test them. In a crisis, her words become clipped and command-shaped; with a nervous customer, she slows down and repeats instructions without condescension.

Speech patterns

Turns vague requests into practical questions: "How many, how soon, and what must still work afterward?"
Uses measurements and workshop comparisons to explain feelings or risks.
Names the limit of a remedy before describing what it can do.
When angry, speaks in blunt, complete sentences and starts listing consequences.

How to play them

Pirkki is practical but not cold. She asks what the visitor needs, what they can afford, and what could go wrong. Pay fairly, admit uncertainty, or show care for the workers and she becomes candid and helpful. Pressure her to falsify an inspection or sell a dangerous remedy and she refuses plainly. A customer in genuine distress may receive help on credit, though she will expect them to return and settle matters.

Goal

Repair the Third Mile culvert properly before the thaw, even if it costs her the millmaster's contract and the shop's savings.

Motivation

To make useful things that do not betray the people who rely on them, and to prove that careful work can be kinder than grand promises.

Secret · GM only

Appearance

Pirkki's face is broad and weather-creased, with a blunt chin, thick brows, and a small mouth that looks permanently ready to challenge a measurement. Her gaze tracks hands, exits, and unstable shelves before it settles on a customer's face. She walks with a short, deliberate stride, leaning slightly toward her left as if listening through the floor; when concentrating, she can stand perfectly still while her eyes keep moving. Her beard is braided into three stout cords, each capped with a tiny ceramic bead. The unexpected detail: she keeps a ridiculous collection of pressed flowers, each flattened between squares of wax paper and labeled in her precise shop hand.

Clothing

A soot-blue wool tunic under a leather apron stitched with narrow loops for tools. Her sleeves are rolled to the elbow and tied with green thread; a broad belt carries a folding rule, chalk, and several corked vials. Her boots are thick-soled and dusted with pale grit.

Body language

She angles one shoulder toward whoever is speaking and keeps her gaze moving around the room, especially to hands and doorways. Her left foot taps once before she makes a difficult decision. She does not fidget; she adjusts objects until they sit square.

Height
4 feet 3 inches
Build
Compact and sturdy, with the dense shoulders and strong forearms of someone used to hauling stock and turning stubborn fittings.
Eyes
Dark hazel, with fine gold flecks visible in bright light.
Hair
Dark iron-gray, with pale strands gathered into her beard braids.
Skin
Warm ochre-brown, weathered at the cheeks and powdered with pale workshop dust.
Age
142 years
Gender
Woman
Size
Medium

Distinguishing features

Her attention moves around a room in a steady circuit: hands, exits, shelves, then faces.
Three beard braids end in ceramic beads painted with tiny sprigs of mint.
She keeps pressed flowers in labeled wax-paper packets, though she insists they are "useful samples."
Her left boot leaves a faint crescent of pale kiln dust on clean floors.

Personality

13 traits and drives

Pirkki is methodical enough to label a jar of clean water and generous enough to hand it to a thirsty stranger without charge. She distrusts charm when a clear explanation would do, yet she loves a clever invention and will happily spend an evening discussing one. In a crisis she becomes brisk and commanding; with children, injured workers, or frightened animals, her practical manner softens into patient attention. Praise makes her uncomfortable, but a badly made tool can make her eloquent.

Alignment
Neutral good

Quirks

Taps a glass vial twice against her thumb before opening it.
Keeps a private tally of how many moths she has escorted out of the shop.
Labels harmless objects with caution notes if someone once misused them.
When thinking, draws tiny maps of the room in spilled flour or workshop dust.
Apologizes to tools when she has to force them.

Habits

Counts the steps between a customer and the nearest exit without appearing to do so.
Tests every new tincture on a strip of copper before offering it to anyone.
Stops mid-conversation to rescue a moth, beetle, or battered plant from the shop floor.
When worried, reorganizes the same shelf by weight, then by usefulness, then by weight again.

Traits · 4

Careful with promises, impulsively generous with practical help.
Distrusts polished speeches but is easily delighted by a well-made mechanism.
Wants people to respect her expertise and hates being treated as infallible.
Can be stern about safety, then break her own rules to help someone in immediate trouble.

Flaws · 3

She treats asking for help as a last resort, even when a second pair of hands would prevent a mistake.
She is blunt about other people's incompetence and sometimes humiliates people who are already frightened.
She gives trusted neighbors credit beyond what her shop can safely absorb.

Fears · 3

That a repair she certifies will fail and trap people as the culvert did.
That she will become so cautious she stops helping anyone.
That Uld will persuade the town that her work is stolen rather than earned.

Wants and needs · 3

Time to inspect the culvert without the millmaster breathing down her neck.
A reliable supply of moon-mint and clean glass vials.
Someone she trusts to tell her when she is taking on too much.

Combat

AC 17 · HP 45 · 25 ft.

Pirkki begins at a distance, using cover, Fire Bolt, and carefully placed spells to keep foes away from customers and fragile stock. She uses Web to hinder a group or Faerie Fire to expose evasive enemies, then assists allies with healing or protective magic. If cornered, she strikes with her warhammer and uses her reaction to impose disadvantage on an attack against a nearby ally. She retreats rather than fighting to the death, and avoids damaging the shop if she can help it.

Pirkki

Medium humanoid (hill dwarf), neutral good
Armor Class17
Hit Points45
Speed25 ft.
Level6
STR
DEX
CON
INT
WIS
CHA
Saving ThrowsConstitutionIntelligence
SkillsArcanaInvestigationMedicineSmith's toolsAlchemist's suppliesTinker's tools
SensesDarkvision 60 ft.; passive Perception 11.
Languages
Common,
Dwarvish,
Gnomish
Dwarven Resilience. advantage on saving throws against poison and resistance to poison damage.
Artificer spellcasting. Intelligence is the spellcasting ability; spell save , spell attack bonus +6. Pirkki has three 1st-level and two 2nd-level spell slots.
Experimental Elixir. at the end of a long rest, Pirkki creates one random elixir. Using an action, a creature can drink it or administer it to a willing creature within 5 feet. The effect lasts 10 minutes: healing ( hit points), swiftness (walking speed increases by 10 feet), resilience (+1 AC), boldness ( to attack rolls and saving throws), flight (flying speed 10 feet), or transformation (the drinker gains the effect of alter self).
Alchemical Savant. when Pirkki casts a spell using alchemist's supplies as the spellcasting focus, one damage roll or healing roll of the spell gains +4.
Tool Expertise. Pirkki adds double proficiency to ability checks made with proficient tools.

Spells

Faerie Fire (level 1, evocation). A bright mote of light outlines creatures in a 20-foot-radius sphere; affected creatures cannot benefit from invisibility and attacks against them have advantage.
Cure Wounds (level 1, evocation). A creature regains hit points. Pirkki's Alchemical Savant feature adds her Intelligence modifier to one healing roll when she uses alchemist's supplies as her focus.
Sanctuary (level 1, abjuration). A creature gains a bonus to AC and advantage on Dexterity saving throws for up to 1 minute, requiring concentration.
Longstrider (level 1, transmutation). A creature has advantage on Dexterity checks made to escape bonds, and its speed increases by 10 feet for up to 1 hour.
Web (level 2, conjuration). Pirkki creates a 20-foot cube of sticky webs that restrain creatures failing a Dexterity saving throw. The webs can be burned or torn through.
Aid (level 2, abjuration). Pirkki creates a brief protective field around a creature, granting 5 temporary hit points for up to 1 hour.
Invisibility (level 2, illusion). A creature becomes invisible for up to 1 hour, ending early if it attacks or casts a spell.

Actions

Warhammer. Melee Weapon Attack: to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: bludgeoning damage, or if Pirkki uses the weapon with one hand.
Fire Bolt. Ranged Spell Attack: to hit, range 120 ft., one target. Hit: fire damage. Pirkki's Alchemical Savant feature adds +4 to one damage roll, making the damage when applicable.
Caustic Mint Vial. Pirkki hurls a vial at a point within 30 feet. Each creature in a 5-foot-radius sphere must make a Dexterity saving throw, taking acid damage on a failure or half as much on a success. Pirkki can use this action twice before finishing a short or long rest. Custom alchemical attack, not a standard artificer feature.
Offer Experimental Elixir. Pirkki offers one prepared Experimental Elixir to a creature within 5 feet, which can drink it immediately or keep it for later. The elixir's effect is determined when it is created.

Reactions

Repulsion Shield. When a creature Pirkki can see within 30 feet hits an ally with an attack, Pirkki uses her reaction and a flash of a prepared warding charm to impose disadvantage on the attack roll, potentially causing it to miss. This uses one of her infused-item protections.
Protective Interposition. When a creature Pirkki can see makes an attack against another creature within 5 feet of her, Pirkki can use her reaction to impose disadvantage on the attack roll by interposing her shield or a tool case.

Services they sell

Sells common alchemical remedies and adventuring supplies.
Repairs small mechanisms, locks, tools, and damaged fittings.
Identifies common substances and explains their safe handling.
Can prepare healing draughts when given time and suitable ingredients.

Rewards they can give

A discounted repair or a carefully prepared healing elixir for someone who helps protect the culvert workers.
A hand-drawn maintenance map of the old waterworks.
A reliable introduction to Jessa, who knows the safe routes and the dangerous ones.

Equipment

  • Warhammer (weapon)A well-balanced hammer with a square head and a leather-wrapped grip, carried more often as a tool than as a threat.
  • Breastplate (armor)A fitted breastplate worn beneath her work clothes; the inside is marked with a neat inventory of repair dates.
  • Alchemist's supplies (artisan's tools)Includes the small tools, bottles, and practiced methods she uses to prepare alchemical substances.
  • Tinker's tools (artisan's tools)A compact case of calibrated prongs, lenses, and fine picks used for repair and assessment.
  • Shop satchel (equipment)Her shop stock: labeled remedies, common components, repair parts, and one carefully wrapped Experimental Elixir.

Possessions

The keys to The Blue-Mint Room.
A packet of pressed flowers labeled by date and place.
A folded drawing of the Third Mile culvert, annotated in her cramped hand.
A small brass counterweight recovered from her first improvised rescue winch.

Background

Pirkki was raised among the lime kilns at Sedge Bend, where her mother, Durgan, repaired pumps and her father, Hurn, sold remedies that worked often enough to keep their customers loyal. At nineteen, Pirkki apprenticed to a traveling apothecary and learned that careful measuring could be a kind of mercy. Her turning point came during the winter flood at the Third Mile marker: a collapsed culvert trapped a dozen workers, and Pirkki improvised a pressure-driven winch from a brewer's pump and spare gears. The rescue saved most of them, but her mentor refused to admit that his faulty plans had caused the collapse. Pirkki left him and built her own trade around honest repairs and remedies whose limits she states plainly. She opened The Blue-Mint Room in a former tollhouse, named for the mint that grows through its cracked flagstones. Her closest ally is Jessa, a sharp-eyed courier who brings hard-to-find ingredients; her former mentor, Uld, still claims Pirkki stole his notes. Now the old culvert is failing again, and the town's millmaster wants her to patch it cheaply before the next thaw.

Role in the story

A memorable local expert, supplier, and potential ally whose practical knowledge can uncover the cause of a looming infrastructure disaster. Her hidden delay gives the party a moral complication: she is trying to fix the danger, but her silence has put others at risk.

“At nineteen, Pirkki apprenticed to a traveling apothecary and learned that careful measuring could be a kind of mercy.”
From their background
Faction
Independent shopkeeper; maintains practical ties with the Sedge Bend millworkers but belongs to no formal faction.

Known connections

Durgan, her mother, maintains the sluice pumps at Sedge Bend and thinks Pirkki is too generous with credit.
Jessa, a courier from the Foxgrass track, brings rare reagents and quietly passes Pirkki news from the road.
Uld, her former mentor, is a traveling apothecary who wants his old workshop notes back and resents her success.
Millmaster Yev has hired Pirkki to inspect the failing culvert but is pressuring her to certify it safe before it is.
The workers rescued during the Third Mile flood still bring her broken tools and gossip, whether she asks for either or not.
Major secret · GM only
Minor secrets · GM only

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