Cotton Eye Joe
Cotton Eye Joe
At the table
Voice
A dry, road-worn voice with a faint reedlike whistle on inhalation and a gravelly catch on exhalation, as though years of dust and cold air settled in his chest. When rattled, he does not lower his voice; he stops breathing audibly, then speaks in clipped, forceful phrases.
His words come in short, workmanlike bursts, with a rural cadence shaped by years of calling over wind and wagon wheels. He clips the ends of sentences when busy, but tells a story slowly enough to make every pause feel deliberate. His breath whistles through his nose and rasps on the way out; when a memory catches him off guard, the sound vanishes before his face changes.
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How to play them
Joe respects competence more than titles. Offer useful work, admit what you do not know, and he will share routes and warnings. If pressed about the flood or his wife, he changes the subject to practical preparations. Show that you can be trusted with a small responsibility and he may entrust you with a larger one.
Goal
Keep the lowland route and wayhouse safe through the next flood season, then teach Kett enough to take over without inheriting Joe's old regrets.
Motivation
To make sure no traveler is left to face a dangerous crossing alone, and to prove to himself that a person can prevent the next disaster without controlling everyone around them.
Appearance
Cotton Eye Joe is a rangy, weather-browned old man whose coat hangs off him like a tent over fence rails. He moves with a forward hitch, as if forever leaning into a wind only he can feel, then changes direction with startling, economical speed. His breath whistles through his nose on the inhale and rasps at the back of his throat on the exhale; when startled, the whistle stops dead and he holds his breath long enough to make everyone else notice. He grooms with almost ceremonial care: his white mustache is waxed into two stiff points, his hair is combed flat beneath his hat, and his boots are polished despite their cracked leather. Unexpectedly, he keeps a tiny paper windmill tucked into his hatband and turns it with a puff of breath when waiting.
Clothing
A patched long coat of brown canvas, a faded blue waistcoat, a broad-brimmed hat, cracked but carefully polished boots, and a red scarf knotted at the throat. His cuffs are repaired with mismatched thread, each stitch neat.
Body language
He plants his cane before sitting, stands as if the floor might shift, and angles his head to listen with his whole body. When irritated, his mustache points lift as his jaw sets. When frightened, he becomes perfectly still and stops breathing audibly.
- Height
- 5 feet 10 inches
- Build
- Lean and sinewy, with rope-strong shoulders and a slight stoop.
- Eyes
- Pale gray-blue
- Hair
- White, with a yellow cast where it has been sun-bleached
- Skin
- Weather-browned, with a fine web of sun spots across his scalp and forearms
- Age
- Eighty-one, though he claims to have stopped counting after the river flood.
- Gender
- Male
- Size
- Medium
Distinguishing features
Personality
14 traits and drivesJoe is both hospitable and hard to persuade: he will feed a stranger before asking their name, then refuse a request until he has checked every risk himself. In a crisis he becomes brisk, decisive, and unexpectedly funny; during quiet hours he is sentimental about ordinary comforts but dismissive of praise. He wants people to be self-reliant, yet keeps putting himself between them and danger.
- Alignment
- Neutral good
Quirks
Habits
Traits · 4
Flaws · 3
Fears · 3
Wants and needs · 4
Combat
AC 17 · HP 168 · 30 ft.Joe avoids a fair stand-up fight. He reads the most dangerous opponent, uses Commoner's Eye to set up an ally, then controls space with his cane and pitch bottles. He uses Get Clear! to pull companions away from a bad position and fights defensively until he can isolate a threat. He retreats if Nella or the wayhouse is in immediate danger, but refuses to abandon someone trapped by a hazard.
Cotton Eye Joe
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Equipment
- Ironwood cane (melee weapon)A dense ironwood cane with a plain brass ferrule, used as both walking aid and weapon.
- Hand crossbow (ranged weapon)A well-kept hand crossbow secured under his coat.
- Pitch bottles (thrown weapon)Two stoppered bottles of lamp oil mixed with pitch, wrapped separately in felt.
- Road kit (adventuring gear)A weatherproof pouch with spare cord, flint, needle, and a folded map marked with flood-safe routes.
- Paper windmill (keepsake)A small paper windmill, kept dry and carefully repaired.
Possessions
Background
Joe was born in a river hamlet that no longer appears on maps. He spent his youth hauling freight, mending fences, and guiding people across dangerous roads, earning the name Cotton Eye for his pale, steady gaze and the habit of watching a speaker's hands instead of their face. In his thirties, a spring flood swept through the hamlet while he was away escorting a caravan. He returned to find his wife, Nella, alive but many neighbors gone, and learned that the ferryman had ignored Joe's warning about the rotten upstream sluice. Joe could have blamed the ferryman publicly and won a crowd; instead, he helped the man rebuild, then spent years making sure no one else had to trust a single crossing. That choice made Joe a patient advocate and a terrible keeper of grudges. Now he maintains a wayhouse and guides travelers through the flooded lowlands. His wife Nella still lives there, sharp-minded and increasingly tired of his habit of leaving whenever the river rises. A young courier, Kett, has been asking Joe to teach him the old routes, while the local reeve wants Joe to sell the wayhouse land for a new toll road. Joe is trying to keep the route open without turning the place into another disaster waiting to happen.
Role in the story
A formidable but nonmagical elder whose knowledge of roads and hazards can guide the party through the lowlands. He is a potential mentor, an ally in a local land dispute, and a source of a morally complicated truth about the flood.
“In his thirties, a spring flood swept through the hamlet while he was away escorting a caravan.”
- Faction
- Trusted by the lowland road wardens, though he holds no official post. He refuses to join the reeve's road company.
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