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Kettig Vargat

Gnome · Bard · Level 1

Kettig Vargat

Traveling banner painter, oral historian, and roadside storyteller
“Wonderful, now we can panic accurately.”
AC13
HP9/9
Init
STR
DEX
CON
INT
WIS
CHA
ConditionsNone

At the table

Voice

A clear, lively alto with a slight rasp from cold air, road dust, and too many nights singing beside campfires.

Fast, bright, and warmly conversational, with crisp consonants and occasional Gnomish expressions. Her voice rises when she is excited and becomes unnervingly soft when discussing danger. She often speaks as if narrating a story that has not yet decided whether it will end happily.

Speech patterns

She begins serious statements with cheerful phrases such as "Wonderful, now we can panic accurately."
She asks two or three questions in rapid succession, then apologizes and asks the listener to choose one.
She describes people through the places they have touched rather than their occupations.
When recounting danger, she smiles brightly and becomes more specific about tiny sensory details.
She uses names frequently, especially when trying to persuade someone or keep them from running.

How to play them

Kettig wins trust through warmth, memory, and useful information. She offers practical aid before asking for favors, but she listens closely for contradictions. Players who share personal stories receive genuine loyalty. Those who threaten local traditions or exploit the helpless meet a cheerful, persistent opponent who will make their secrets public one name at a time.

Goal

Trace the erased landmarks and missing names connected to the Surveyor's Crown, then expose what the consortium is uncovering beneath the old roads.

Motivation

Kettig believes forgotten places become vulnerable places. She wants to preserve names, songs, and local knowledge before powerful people can turn them into property.

Secret · GM only

Appearance

Kettig stands nearly upright like a miniature human, with long arms, a narrow waist, and legs built for quick, purposeful strides rather than the compact sturdiness most people expect from a gnome. Her tan face is broad across the cheeks, softened by a broad nose and a huge, open smile that makes strangers feel welcomed before they have decided whether to trust her. Bright amber eyes glitter with excitement whenever anyone mentions a place, person, rumor, or unanswered question. Her vivid blue hair erupts in every direction in stiff, windblown tufts, yet it feels surprisingly soft when touched. Her hands are the first detail most people notice after her hair: the palms are darkened by ink and dye, while the fingertips are rough from years of hauling wet cloth, painting signs, and repairing travel banners. She moves with restless precision, constantly leaning forward as though the world might say something important if she gets close enough. The unexpected contradiction is her smile. It is broad and sunny, but when she becomes truly afraid, it remains perfectly fixed while her eyes go utterly still.

Clothing

She wears a modest brown wool coat over a russet linen blouse, both covered in elaborate stitched borders depicting roads, rivers, birds, and tiny open doors. Her moss-green trousers are tucked into soft leather boots. Blue thread is woven through every seam as a private reminder of her hair and her promise to remain curious. A weatherproof satchel hangs across her chest, and several painted cloth strips trail from her belt like small flags.

Body language

Kettig leans toward whoever is speaking, often balancing on the balls of her feet. Her hands sketch invisible shapes while she talks, as if arranging words into banners. She smiles broadly in comfort, anger, embarrassment, and terror, but the angle of her head reveals which emotion is real. When she lies, she becomes unnaturally still.

Height
4 feet 8 inches
Build
Tall and lightly built for a gnome, with long limbs, narrow shoulders, wiry strength, and the balanced posture of someone accustomed to walking on moving wagons and river docks.
Eyes
Bright amber with tiny green flecks
Hair
Vivid electric blue
Skin
Warm tan with sun-browned shoulders, wind-dried knuckles, and faint pigment stains near the nails
Age
22 years old
Gender
Female
Size
Small

Distinguishing features

Vibrant blue hair that sticks outward in every direction like painted grass in a strong wind.
A broad, welcoming smile beneath a broad tan nose, paired with an unsettlingly calm expression when frightened.
Ink-darkened fingertips and callused palms from painting banners, repairing costumes, and handling wet sailcloth.
A habit of wearing miniature stitched road maps along the hems of her clothing.
An unusually humanlike silhouette that makes people underestimate her gnomish age and resilience.

Personality

17 traits and drives

Kettig is exuberant, generous with strangers, and intensely protective of people who have earned her trust. She can make a lonely inn feel like a festival within minutes, yet she becomes calculating when someone threatens a community's history. She is brave in immediate danger but evasive about emotional pain. With children and frightened travelers she is patient and gentle. With officials she becomes disarmingly chatty, using friendliness to make them underestimate how much she notices. Around her family she is defensive and miserly with the truth, because she fears that honesty would make them afraid for her.

Alignment
Chaotic Good

Quirks

She taps doorframes twice before entering, claiming it gives the room a chance to introduce itself.
She names every wagon, boat, and rented room she uses for more than one night.
She cannot hear a song with a missing verse without inventing one on the spot.
She arranges coins, buttons, and crumbs into tiny maps while thinking.
She thanks bridges aloud after crossing them.

Habits

She remembers the names of servants, stable hands, children, and animals before she remembers the names of nobles.
When entering an unfamiliar room, she first studies the exits, then the ceiling, then the people.
She offers help quickly, but asks for a story in return instead of payment whenever possible.
When insulted, she becomes more cheerful and immediately starts asking the offender intimate questions.
She cannot leave a badly painted sign uncorrected, even during an emergency.

Traits · 5

She is fascinated by ordinary people and remembers small details about them with startling accuracy.
She uses cheerfulness as both kindness and armor.
She believes a well-told warning can save more lives than a sharp sword.
She is suspicious of anyone who calls history irrelevant.
She becomes fiercely practical when another person is in danger.

Flaws · 5

She treats curiosity as a moral virtue even when it violates someone's privacy.
She promises help before understanding the cost.
She hides genuine fear behind relentless cheerfulness, making it difficult for allies to know when she needs rescue.
She judges quiet people too quickly, mistaking reserve for dishonesty.
She will risk herself to preserve a story, song, or name that others consider unimportant.

Fears · 3

Being trapped beneath ice or in a collapsing structure where nobody can hear her.
Discovering that her father's disappearance was caused by something he chose rather than something done to him.
Becoming so useful to everyone else that she never notices when her own life has ended.

Wants and needs · 4

She wants the truth about her father's disappearance.
She needs to learn that preserving every story is not the same as saving every person.
She wants her family to respect her work without understanding the danger behind it.
She needs companions who will notice when her smile is becoming a mask.

Combat

AC 13 · HP 9 · 25 feet

Kettig avoids the center of a fight and uses cover, elevation, and distraction. She opens with Faerie Fire or Dissonant Whispers, then supports the most capable ally with Bardic Inspiration. She uses Vicious Mockery against dangerous attackers and Healing Word to revive a fallen companion from a distance. If cornered, she uses Charm Person or retreats behind an ally rather than trading blows.

Kettig Vargat

Small humanoid (gnome), chaotic good
Armor Class13
Hit Points9
Speed25 feet
Level1
STR
DEX
CON
INT
WIS
CHA
Saving ThrowsDexterityCharisma
SkillsPerformancePersuasionHistoryPerceptionInsightStealth
SensesDarkvision 60 feet; passive Perception 12
Languages
Common,
Gnomish,
Elvish
Gnome Cunning. Advantage on Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma saving throws against magic.
Words of Encouragement. As a bonus action, she can grant one creature within 60 feet a d6 inspiration die, usable within the next 10 minutes.
Keen Listener. She has proficiency in Perception and can identify a familiar voice through a wall or crowd if she has heard it before.
Humanlike Proportions. Her unusual height and long-limbed silhouette make her easy to mistake for a very small human at a distance.

Spells

Minor Illusion (cantrip, illusion). For 1 minute, she creates a harmless sensory effect such as a brief sound, image, scent, or mark within range.
Mage Hand (cantrip, conjuration). She creates a spectral hand that can manipulate objects, open unlocked containers, or stow and retrieve items at a distance.
Vicious Mockery (cantrip, enchantment). One creature within 60 feet must make a Wisdom saving throw or take psychic damage and suffer disadvantage on its next attack roll before the end of its next turn.
Healing Word (level 1, evocation). One creature within 60 feet regains hit points plus her Charisma modifier.
Dissonant Whispers (level 1, enchantment). One creature within 60 feet must make a Wisdom saving throw. On a failure, it takes psychic damage and must immediately use its reaction, if available, to move up to its speed away from her.
Faerie Fire (level 1, evocation). Each creature in a 20-foot cube must make a Dexterity saving throw. Allies gain advantage on attack rolls against creatures that fail the save for the duration.
Charm Person (level 1, enchantment). One humanoid she can see must make a Wisdom saving throw or become charmed by her for 1 hour, subject to the spell's limitations.

Actions

Dagger. Melee Weapon Attack: to hit, reach 5 feet, one target. Hit: 4 () piercing damage.
Light Crossbow. Ranged Weapon Attack: to hit, range 80/320 feet, one target. Hit: 5 () piercing damage.
Bardic Inspiration. One creature within 60 feet that can hear her gains a d6 Bardic Inspiration die, which it can add to one ability check, attack roll, or saving throw within the next 10 minutes.
Vicious Mockery. One creature within 60 feet that can hear her must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or take 2 () psychic damage and have disadvantage on its next attack roll before the end of its next turn.

Reactions

Corrective Chorus. When a creature she can see is hit by an attack, she calls out a sharp correction that grants the creature a + bonus to its AC against that attack, potentially causing it to miss. She can use this reaction three times per long rest.

Services they sell

Can identify regional songs, emblems, road signs, and oral traditions.
Can paint convincing heraldic banners, signs, maps, and warning markers.
Can guide travelers through river roads, festival routes, and lesser-known settlements.
Can gather rumors in inns, markets, ferry crossings, and traveling performances.
Can provide basic bardic support and emergency healing.

Rewards they can give

A hand-painted regional map showing hidden paths, unsafe bridges, and sympathetic households.
A stitched story flag that grants advantage on one Charisma check made to seek aid from a community familiar with Kettig's work.
A credible introduction to the Lantern Thread and several river-folk networks.
A recovered page from Grem's atlas containing a clue about the Surveyor's Crown.

Equipment

  • Banner Knife (weapon)A finely balanced utility knife used for cutting cloth, rope, wax, and occasionally an enemy's purse strap.
  • Travel Crossbow (weapon)A compact crossbow decorated with painted river reeds and fitted with a shoulder sling.
  • Padded Leather Armor (armor)Soft brown leather armor reinforced beneath the coat, designed not to snag on wagon wheels or brush.
  • Story Flags (adventuring gear)A collection of painted cloth strips, each marked with a symbol for a road, warning, person, or promise.
  • The Unfinished Atlas (adventuring gear)A weatherproof journal containing maps, overheard songs, names, and blank pages reserved for people she has not yet met.
  • River Bell (keepsake)A small silver river bell that belonged to the child she rescued during the ice accident.

Possessions

The Unfinished Atlas
A painted travel banner from the Lantern Thread
A blue glass bead from the river accident
A tin of mineral pigments
A waterskin marked with a tiny stitched door
A bundle of letters from her mother

Background

Kettig was born in the river-port district of Braggen, where gnomish families painted market banners, repaired festival costumes, and kept the names of passing travelers alive through song. Her mother, Otta, was a sign painter who could reproduce a merchant's crest after seeing it once. Her father, Grem, worked as a ferry clerk and secretly copied every strange name he encountered into a book of unfinished stories. Kettig inherited both habits. As a child, she painted elaborate scenes on scraps of sailcloth and asked travelers questions until they either laughed or fled. At sixteen, she joined a traveling pageant called the Lantern Thread, not as a performer at first, but as its banner carrier and costume mender. During a winter crossing, the troupe's wagon broke through river ice. Kettig spent nearly an hour in freezing water, keeping a child above the surface by singing directions through the dark. The rescue changed her permanently. Before that night, she believed every story became meaningful when it was beautifully told. Afterward, she learned that stories can also be instructions, warnings, and lifelines. She now travels from settlement to settlement collecting endangered local songs, mapping safe roads, and quietly investigating who profits when villages forget their own history. Her current trouble is that a powerful road-building consortium has begun buying old landmarks and erasing the folk songs that mark them. Kettig suspects the consortium is hiding something beneath the roads, but she has only fragments of proof.

Role in the story

Kettig can serve as an enthusiastic guide, a source of local rumors, a support-oriented companion, or the first witness to a conspiracy involving erased landmarks and altered roads. She may hire the party to protect a village archive, escort her into a restricted survey office, or investigate the disappearance of her father.

“Her mother, Otta, was a sign painter who could reproduce a merchant's crest after seeing it once.”
From their background
Faction
Former member of the Lantern Thread traveling pageant; informal ally of riverfolk, roadside shrines, and communities resisting the Surveyor's Crown.

Known connections

Otta, her mother, still paints ceremonial banners in Braggen and believes Kettig is wasting her talent on dangerous roads.
Grem, her father, vanished after discovering that several pages in his book of travelers' names had been cut out.
Maudra Pell, the elderly leader of the Lantern Thread, treats Kettig as a reckless daughter and sends her letters full of practical warnings.
Tavin Rusk, a human ferryman, was saved by Kettig during the river accident and now supplies her with rumors and hidden river routes.
The road consortium known as the Surveyor's Crown wants Kettig's maps, though its agents pretend to regard her as harmless.
Major secret · GM only
Minor secrets · GM only

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