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Lady Clarice Valerius-Tarrant

Human · Aristocrat · Level 0

Lady Clarice Valerius-Tarrant

Food Critic and Investigative Columnist
AC10
HP4/4
Init
STR
DEX
CON
INT
WIS
CHA
ConditionsNone

At the table

Voice

A dry, hushed alto that carries perfectly across a room without ever being loud.

Clipped, academic, and heavy with Tilas high-society affectation. She speaks in long, grammatically perfect sentences and never uses contractions.

Speech patterns

The flavor profile lacks integrity, does it not?
Statistically speaking, this selection is far too consistent to be natural.
Tell me, does the Cheese Master always sweat so much when asked about supply chains?

How to play them

She uses her status to intimidate those beneath her and uses her intellect to manipulate those she considers equals. She will offer the party 'Consultation Fees' to act as her eyes and ears.

Goal

To gather enough evidence to indict the Cheese Master for administrative fraud.

Motivation

To secure her legacy by exposing what she believes is the largest food-based conspiracy in the kingdom.

Secret · GM only

Appearance

Clarice is a woman of sharp angles and severe elegance, appearing like a hawk perched in a parlor. She moves with a stiff, jerky precision that suggests she finds her own physical form an inconvenience. While her Tilas velvets are impeccably tailored and of the highest quality, they are often slightly dusty from her 'investigative field work' in rural larders. Her presence is a jarring mix of metropolitan sophistication and obsessive, almost manic energy as she scans every surface for flaws.

Clothing

A charcoal-colored travel gown of heavy silk with deep plum velvet trim, a high lace collar held by a brooch of a silver spoon, and leather boots that have been polished until they reflect the floor.

Body language

She constantly leans forward when listening, like she's trying to smell the truth. She taps her fountain pen against her chin in a rhythmic, irritating tattoo when she's thinking.

Height
5 feet 8 inches
Build
Skeletal and tall.
Eyes
Piercing amber like a bird of prey.
Hair
Iron gray, swept into an uncompromisingly tight French twist.
Skin
Pale porcelain with a network of fine lines around her eyes.
Age
52
Gender
Female
Size
Medium

Distinguishing features

A permanent ink stain on the pad of her right index finger
A silver monocle she wears on a fine gold chain around her neck
Her nails are bitten to the quick, contrasting with her otherwise immaculate grooming
She always carries a faint scent of white vinegar and lavender

Personality

10 traits and drives

Clarice is a study in professional cynicism and private insecurity. She is relentlessly demanding of strangers, expecting perfection from every crust and curd, yet she is surprisingly patient with those she perceives as 'honest peasants.' She operates on the belief that everyone has a price and every system is rigged, making her a formidable investigator but a lonely companion. She treats her columns as holy scripture, believing that a single bad review can and should dismantle a fraudulent business.

Alignment
Lawful Neutral

Quirks

She wipes every piece of cutlery with a fresh silk handkerchief before use
She speaks to her notebook as if it were a person, whispering her most biting observations to it
She refuses to drink any water that hasn't been boiled in her presence

Habits

She visits shops at the busiest times to observe stress management
She stays up late by candlelight to cross-reference her notes
She tips generously but only if the service was mathematically efficient

Traits · 3

Observant to a fault
Deeply suspicious of communal joy
Intellectually arrogant

Flaws · 2

She sees conspiracies where there is only simple incompetence
She is physically frail and cannot handle manual tasks

Fears · 3

Being proven wrong in public
Eating contaminated or 'unrefined' food
Losing her relevance in the Tilas social scene

Wants and needs · 2

Access to the official voting records of the last ten cheese competitions
A glass of wine that actually meets her standards

Combat

AC 10 · HP 4 · 30 ft.

If cornered, she uses her 'Bellow for Assistance' action to summon guards. She does not engage in physical combat and will surrender immediately if no help arrives.

Lady Clarice Valerius-Tarrant

Medium humanoid (human), lawful neutral
Armor Class10
Hit Points4
Speed30 ft.
Level0
STR
DEX
CON
INT
WIS
CHA
Saving ThrowsIntelligenceWisdom
SkillsInsightInvestigationPersuasionDeception
SensesPassive Perception 15
Languages
Common,
Halfling,
Gnomish (Read only)
Expert Intuition
Bureaucratic Insight
Social Leverage

Actions

Bellow for Assistance. Clarice lets out a practiced, high-volume shriek for the town guard. Any guard within 300 feet who can hear her must make a Wisdom saving throw or feel compelled to investigate the noise.
Cutting Critique. Clarice targets one creature within 30 feet and launches a flurry of precise, personal insults about their clothing, hygiene, or competence. The target must succeed on a Charisma saving throw or have disadvantage on its next attack roll.

Reactions

Aristocratic Indignation. When a creature Clarice can see targets her with an attack, she may use her reaction to attempt to shame them. The attacker must make a Wisdom saving throw or take psychic damage from the sheer force of her disapproval.

Services they sell

Providing political blackmail or leverage in Tilas
In-depth analysis of trade documents and contracts

Rewards they can give

A Letter of Recommendation for the Tilas Royal Court
A pouch of 100 gold pieces
An exquisitely crafted silver quill

Equipment

  • Fountain Pen (tools)A gold-plated writing instrument that requires bottled ink.
  • Critic's Ledger (item)A book containing names, dates, and meticulously recorded observations on local businesses.
  • Tilas Perfume (gear)A small glass vial of expensive scent used to mask the smell of the common folk.

Possessions

Leather-bound journal filled with sensory data
Gold-nibbed fountain pen
Portable weighing scale for cheese portions
Small pouch containing 65 gold pieces
Personal silver travel fork

Background

Born into the fading Valerius-Tarrant line in Tilas, Clarice watched her family lose their shipping fortune to bureaucratic corruption and market manipulation. Instead of falling into poverty, she leveraged her pedigree to become 'The Gilded Palate,' the most feared food critic in the capital. She has come to Crossways Hold not for a vacation, but because her data-driven mind cannot accept the statistical improbability of a truly 'fair' annual cheese competition. She is convinced that the 'Cheese Master' office is a front for a price-fixing ring between the halfling producers and human distributors.

Role in the story

Clarice acts as a quest giver and a source of tension. She can provide the party with information about the town's inner workings but requires them to perform 'inspections' and 'interrogations' that might put them at odds with the local government.

“Instead of falling into poverty, she leveraged her pedigree to become 'The Gilded Palate,' the most feared food critic in the capital.”
From their background
Faction
Tilas Press Guild, Valerius-Tarrant Estate

Known connections

The Editor of The Tilas Times
Several disgruntled ex-employees of the Crossways Hold mayor
A high-ranking official in the Tilas Trade Commission
Major secret · GM only
Minor secrets · GM only

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