Theodore is the blunt
Theodore is the blunt
At the table
Voice
A dry, road-worn voice with a little rasp at the edges, shaped by years of calling orders into wind and rain. He can carry across a noisy camp without shouting himself hoarse; when he is tired, consonants grow harder and his sentences get shorter.
His words have the dry scrape of someone used to shouting over rain, wagon wheels, and panicked horses. He articulates orders sharply and drops unnecessary words, but his everyday speech is less loud than people expect. His river-country upbringing gives his vowels a flattened, practical cadence; stress makes him speak faster, not softer.
Speech patterns
How to play them
Be direct about immediate risks and costs. Theodore respects competence, clear commitments, and people who admit what they do not know. He will hear out Jorren's recommendation, but expects a workable next step rather than an appeal to reputation alone.
Goal
Find a way to protect the road without enforcing tolls that leave nearby villages hungry, and return home before his daughter stops saving him a place at the table.
Motivation
To prove that command can be firm without becoming cruel, and that a company can serve the people whose roads it guards.
Appearance
Theodore is broad through the shoulders and square in the jaw, moving with the measured economy of someone who has spent years making every step count on bad roads. His uniform is serviceable but never quite fits: the coat pulls across his back, and one cuff is turned up to accommodate a wrist he refuses to measure for. He smells distinctly of boiled wool, horse tack, and the sharp clove oil he uses on his hands, a scent he insists is only the oil. The brass whistle at his collar is polished obsessively, while the rest of his kit bears honest wear. His unexpected tenderness is visible in the tiny stitched birds on the inside hem of his coat, each sewn by his daughter.
Clothing
A dark, faded company coat with a poorly fitted shoulder seam, a patched wool shirt, hard-wearing trousers, riding boots, and a plain belt carrying a whistle and whetstone. The coat's inner hem is embroidered with tiny birds in blue thread.
Body language
He stands planted, feet angled toward the nearest route out, and turns his whole torso to address someone rather than only his head. When impatient, he rubs the brass whistle with his thumb. When genuinely worried, he stops moving altogether.
- Height
- 5 feet 10 inches
- Build
- Compactly muscular and thick-necked, with the dense, work-worn strength of a person accustomed to carrying armor and gear all day
- Eyes
- Dark hazel
- Hair
- Iron gray cut close at the sides, with a stubborn dark patch above one ear
- Skin
- Weathered tan with a ruddy cast across the nose and cheeks
- Age
- Forty-three
- Gender
- Man
- Size
- Medium
Distinguishing features
Personality
13 traits and drivesTheodore is blunt because he believes uncertainty wastes time, but he notices small signs of strain and quietly makes room for people to recover. He is ambitious and wants command over a larger force, yet distrusts leaders who collect titles faster than they accept responsibility. In danger he becomes clipped and decisive; around children or exhausted soldiers he grows unexpectedly patient. Praise embarrasses him, while criticism makes him ask for specifics.
- Alignment
- Lawful neutral, with a practical streak that sometimes edges toward ruthless
Quirks
Habits
Traits · 4
Flaws · 3
Fears · 3
Wants and needs · 3
Combat
AC 16 · HP 27 · 30 ft.Keeps his shield between danger and the least protected ally, holds a narrow passage when possible, and uses Make It Count to pull a companion out of a bad position. He does not chase fleeing enemies if it would break the line. His statistics are a custom low-level humanoid guard-captain profile using familiar D&D-style weapon and ability conventions.
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Equipment
- Longsword (weapon)A well-maintained, plain service sword with a grip repaired in dark cord.
- Shield (armor)A battered shield bearing the company's worn route-mark.
- Chain mail (armor)A fitted coat of mail worn beneath his uniform.
- Company whistle (tool)A polished brass whistle used for signals and emergencies.
- Field kit (equipment)A light crossbow, a case of bolts, a whetstone, and a small bundle of letters from home.
Possessions
Background
Theodore was born to a family of ferry workers on a river that repeatedly changed course, taking homes and livelihoods with it. At seventeen he enlisted with the Ninth-and-Fourth Company, a contracted road-and-bridge force that guards trade routes and settles disputes between settlements. He rose by being dependable, not charming: he remembers provisions, keeps watch rotations, and does not abandon a post when the weather turns. Years ago, during a flooded crossing, he ordered a retreat that saved most of his company but left a supply team stranded on the far bank. One of the dead was his closest friend. That decision made him cautious about heroic gestures and determined never to let a bad plan become a worse rescue. He now trusts Jorren Kest's judgment, especially when the situation is too tangled for orders alone, but treats Jorren's reputation as a tool that can win cooperation before Theodore has to spend lives. His daughter lives with her other parent in a market town; their letters are warm, though Theodore has missed more visits than he admits. His present problem is that the company has been ordered to protect a road whose tolls are starving the very villages it serves.
Role in the story
A pragmatic military ally, obstacle, or moral test whose trust can secure passage and manpower. His loyalty to Jorren is real, but he will not follow a recommendation that he believes will needlessly spend his soldiers' lives.
“He rose by being dependable, not charming: he remembers provisions, keeps watch rotations, and does not abandon a post when the weather turns.”
- Faction
- Captain of the Ninth-and-Fourth Company, a road-and-bridge force with a contract to guard regional trade routes
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