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Big Barnaby Thistledown

Human · Commoner · Level 0

Big Barnaby Thistledown

Proprietor of The Gilded Grog
“Back when the tides were higher...”
AC10
HP12/12
Init
STR
DEX
CON
INT
WIS
CHA
ConditionsNone

At the table

“By the silver, it”
From how they speak

Voice

A deep, gravelly bass that sounds like grinding pebbles in a tide pool.

Booming and resonant, rich with seafaring jargon and punctuated by deep, chest-vibrating laughs. He speaks in a slow, deliberate cadence that commands attention.

Speech patterns

Calls everyone 'Lad', 'Lass', or 'Shipmate'
Starts stories with 'Back when the tides were higher...'
Ends every deal with 'By the silver, it's a bargain!'

How to play them

He uses humor and free alcohol to lower people's guards before asking pointed questions about their origins and intent.

Goal

To retire fully from the underworld once he has secured enough gold to ensure his daughter's education in the capital.

Motivation

To establish The Gilded Grog as a sanctuary of neutrality in the port and to eventually buy out the corrupt Harbor Master.

Secret · GM only

Appearance

Barnaby is a mountain of a man with a chest as broad as a beer cask and arms like dockside pillars. He moves with a rhythmic, heavy grace that suggests a lifetime spent on swaying decks. His skin is leathered by salt air and map-veined with the permanent flush of a man who enjoys his own product. His most striking feature is his left hand, a masterwork prosthetic of solid, hallmarked silver that catches the candlelight of his tavern. Despite his rugged frame, he possesses startlingly long, delicate eyelashes that give him a soulful, almost feminine softness when he is listening intently, a sharp contrast to his booming presence.

Clothing

A clean white linen shirt with sleeves rolled past his elbows, a heavy leather apron stained with hops, and fine silk trousers that hint at his hidden wealth. A massive gold ring is worn on his right thumb.

Body language

Takes up significant space, often leans over the bar with both arms spread wide. He uses his silver hand to tap out rhythmic beats on the wood when impatient.

Height
6 feet 4 inches
Build
Massively barrel-chested and muscular
Eyes
Stormy sea blue
Hair
Salt and pepper graying brown
Skin
Ruddy and sun-scorched
Age
48 years old
Gender
Male
Size
Medium

Distinguishing features

Solid silver prosthetic left hand from the wrist down
A jagged scar across his throat that vanishes into his beard
Tattoo of a weeping anchor on his right bicep

Personality

12 traits and drives

Barnaby is a study in calculated warmth. He is the first to buy a round for a grieving sailor but will ruthlessly collect a debt from a lifelong friend if it concerns his business interests. He projects the persona of a boisterous, simple-minded host to put guests at ease, yet his eyes remain sharp, constantly tallying the value of every sword and spellbook that enters his establishment. He is fiercely protective of his staff and will treat them like royalty, unless they breach his strict code of discretion, at which point he becomes cold and professional.

Alignment
Neutral Good

Quirks

Polishes his silver hand with a silk handkerchief when he is lying
Automatically estimates the weight and purity of any silver object he sees
Always whistles a three-note sea shanty before speaking to a stranger

Habits

Counts the till three times before closing
Always greets the first customer of the day with a free pint
Refuses to serve anyone who treats the waitstaff poorly

Traits · 3

Jovial on the surface but deeply observant
Unflinchingly loyal to his employees
Miserly regarding overhead costs but generous with food

Flaws · 3

He cannot resist a challenge to his physical strength
He holds grudges for decades
He is prone to overspending on elven delicacies

Fears · 3

Being forced back into a life at sea
The Silver Hand being stolen or melted down
Fire breaking out in his cellar

Wants and needs · 3

Recognition as a legitimate businessman
A peaceful resolution to the Harbor Master's tax hike
The finest vintage of Sun-Drenched Chardonnay

Combat

AC 10 · HP 12 · 30 ft

Barnaby fights like a brawler, using his silver hand to deliver bone-shattering punches while throwing furniture to control the battlefield.

Big Barnaby Thistledown

Medium humanoid (human), neutral good
Armor Class10
Hit Points12
Speed30 ft
Level0
STR
DEX
CON
INT
WIS
CHA
Saving ThrowsStrengthConstitution
SkillsPersuasionInsightIntimidation
SensesPassive Perception 12
Languages
Common,
Elvish,
Thieves Cant
Merchant's Intuition. Advantage on Insight checks regarding trades or deals
Silver Grasp. Can crush stone or glass with his prosthetic hand
Master of Rumors. Knows the current political climate of the port

Actions

Silver Fist. Melee Weapon Attack: to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 6 () bludgeoning damage.
Mug Toss. Ranged Weapon Attack: to hit, range 20/60 ft., one target. Hit: 2 () bludgeoning damage and the target must succeed on a Dexterity saving throw or be blinded by ale until the end of its next turn.
Bellowing Laugh. Barnaby releases a roar of laughter. Each creature within 10 feet must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or have disadvantage on its next attack roll due to the sheer vibration.

Reactions

Barricade. When a creature Barnaby can see makes an attack against him, he can pull a chair or table into the path of the attack, gaining +2 to AC for that attack.

Services they sell

High-end lodging
Information on harbor arrivals
Money laundering
Exotic liquor sales

Rewards they can give

A pouch of 50 platinum coins
A favor from the dockworker's union
A bottle of Velis Reserve Wine

Equipment

  • Silver Hand (weapon/tool)A prosthetic that functions as a mace and a tool.
  • Leather Apron (armor)Thick hide that provides minimal protection.

Possessions

Silver prosthetic hand
Ledger of dockside debts
Heavy iron key to the basement vaults
A small pouch of high-quality pipe tobacco

Background

Once the most successful smuggler in the Aurelian Port, known then as the Silver Tide, Barnaby lost his hand to a harbor kraken while rescuing a cargo of rare elven glass belonging to the influential Master Velis. Instead of seeking a simple wooden replacement, he used his life savings to forge a hand of pure silver. He used the gratitude of the local merchants to obtain a permit for The Gilded Grog, an opulent tavern that serves as a front for his information brokerage. While he publicly feuds with Master Velis over noise complaints and property lines, the two share a secret partnership, Velis provides the high-end wine, and Barnaby provide the ears that hear everything in the docks.

Role in the story

Information broker, quest giver for urban intrigue, and a reliable source of luxury supplies.

“Instead of seeking a simple wooden replacement, he used his life savings to forge a hand of pure silver.”
From their background
Faction
Independent, covertly aligned with the Aurelian Trade Guild

Known connections

Master Velis (Business Partner/Rival)
Harbor Master Krell (Enemy)
The Local Orphans (Informants)
Major secret · GM only
Minor secrets · GM only

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