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Professor Pervigil Pymm

Rock Gnome · Scholar (Expert) · Level 0

Professor Pervigil Pymm

Resonance Researcher
AC11
HP4/4
Init
STR
DEX
CON
INT
WIS
CHA
ConditionsNone

At the table

Voice

High-pitched, raspy, and prone to cracking when he gets excited.

Rapid-fire and breathless. He often uses three words when one would suffice, typically compounding technical terms like 'vibrational-fiscal-disharmony.'

Speech patterns

Wait-wait-wait! Can you hear that? The resonance is peaking!
Typical. The greed-frequency is at a standard deviation of nine today.
Move left! No, my left, not your fiscal-left!

How to play them

Pymm will ignore any dialogue that doesn't involve minerals, magic, or his research. He is easily bribed with rare inks or interesting geological samples.

Goal

Retrieve the Aurelian Scepter from the Sunken Vault to validate his life's work.

Motivation

To prove that the Luster-Blight is a biological manifestation of the city's corrupt greed using the Aurelian Scepter.

Secret · GM only

Appearance

Pymm stands exactly 3 feet 4 inches tall with a posture so hunched he resembles a question mark. He is perpetually veiled in a fine dusting of gold-flecked powder and black ink. His most striking feature is his 'Ocular Rig' - a series of three brass magnifying lenses mounted on a leather harness around his head that he flips down with a violent jerk of his neck. His hands are stained deep violet-black up to the knuckles, and he often has a quill tucked behind both ears simultaneously. He moves with a frantic, skittering energy, as if he is constantly trying to outrun a thought that might escape him.

Clothing

A moth-eaten scholarly robe tucked into sturdy leather trousers. He wears a heavy leather vest with thirty-six pockets, each bulging with vials, tuning forks, and scrap parchment. A pair of oversized boots clatter loudly on wooden floors.

Body language

Nervous, quick-moving, leans in far too close to look at jewelry people are wearing.

Height
3 feet 4 inches
Build
Wiry and fragile
Eyes
Enormous pale blue
Hair
Wispy, shocking white
Skin
Sun-weathered tan
Age
112 years
Gender
Male
Size
Small

Distinguishing features

Tri-lens ocular spectacles
Ink-stained chin and forehead
Gold-leaf dust on his eyebrows

Personality

13 traits and drives

Pymm is a man of manic intellectual intensity who views social niceties as a wasteful expenditure of oxygen. He is deeply empathetic toward 'suffering' objects but remarkably cold toward the emotional needs of people. While he is a miser with his time, snapping at anyone who interrupts his 'resonance readings,' he is recklessly generous with his gold if it means securing a rare mineral or a better inkwell. He believes the universe speaks in the frequency of wealth and that the city of Oakhaven is screaming in agony.

Alignment
Chaotic Neutral

Quirks

Capers a small jig when he hears the sound of clinking coins
Addresses his magnifying glasses as if they were his children
Regularly 'dusts' himself with a handheld bellows, creating a cloud of ink and soot

Habits

Pacing in geometric patterns
Organizing coins by weight rather than value
Chewing on the ends of quills

Traits · 4

Obsessive
Blunt
Intellectually Arrogant
Vibrational Enthusiast

Flaws · 3

Socially oblivious
Obsessive-compulsive regarding symmetry
Cowardly in the face of physical violence

Fears · 3

Complete silence
The loss of his spectacles
The color orange (which he believes signifies magical decay)

Wants and needs · 3

Validation from the scientific community
A quiet workspace without landladies
High-quality squid ink

Combat

AC 11 · HP 4 · 25 ft.

Pymm will never initiate combat. If attacked, he throws ink to blind enemies and flees toward the nearest dark corner, screaming for the city watch.

Professor Pervigil Pymm

Small humanoid (rock gnome), chaotic neutral
Armor Class11
Hit Points4
Speed25 ft.
Level0
STR
DEX
CON
INT
WIS
CHA
Saving ThrowsIntelligenceWisdom
SkillsArcanaInvestigationHistory
SensesDarkvision 60 ft., Passive Perception 12
Languages
Common,
Gnomish,
Draconic,
Undercommon
Gnome Cunning
Artificer's Lore
Tinker

Spells

Identify (level 1, divination). Pymm touches an object to learn its properties and resonance.
Detect Magic (level 1, divination). Pymm uses his lenses to see magical ley lines and auras.
Mending (cantrip, transmutation). Pymm repairs minor cracks in his glass equipment.

Actions

Ink-Splat. Melee Weapon Attack: to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: The target is blinded until the end of its next turn as Pymm throws a handful of wet ink into their eyes.
Logical Rebuttal. Pymm shouts a string of complex academic jargon. One creature within 30 feet that can hear him must succeed on a Intelligence saving throw or be Confused (as per the spell) until the start of Pymm's next turn.

Reactions

Cowardly Crouch. When Pymm is targeted by an attack, he can use his reaction to drop prone, imposing disadvantage on the attack roll if it is a ranged attack.

Services they sell

Identification of cursed items
Appraisal of precious metals
Translating ancient Draconic texts

Rewards they can give

Masterwork Spyglass
Ring of Gold-Finding
Letter of Academic Recommendation

Equipment

  • Multi-lens Oculars (tool)Provides advantage on Investigation checks involving small details.
  • Bellows of Dusting (gear)A small set of leather bellows used for clearing dust or creating a cloud of ink.
  • Scholarly Quills (gear)Dozens of various feathers used for frantic note-taking.

Possessions

Multi-lens Spectacles
Tuning Fork of Appraisal
Inkwell of Infinite Staining
Collection of Tarnished Copper

Background

Formerly a Professor Emeritus of Antiquities at a distant Magisterium, Pymm was exiled after his 'Hoard Resonance Theory' was labeled a delirium. He claimed that concentrated wealth develops a biological consciousness that can 'rot' if the owners are too greedy. He relocated to this opulent port town to study the Luster-Blight - a fungal-like tarnish affecting the local treasury. He lives in a cramped, dangerous office above 'The Gilded Loom' textile shop, surrounded by mountains of vibrating copper coins and humming crystals. He has lost his tenure, his pension, and his reputation, and now only the Aurelian Scepter can prove he isn't mad.

Role in the story

The eccentric quest-giver and expert on the 'Luster-Blight' plague affecting the city.

“He claimed that concentrated wealth develops a biological consciousness that can 'rot' if the owners are too greedy.”
From their background
Faction
None (Disgraced academic)

Known connections

Mistress Weaver of The Gilded Loom (Landlady)
The Silver-Tongue Syndicate (He owes them money for equipment)
The Academics of Oakhaven (Former rivals)
Major secret · GM only
Minor secrets · GM only

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