Bartleby Glimmerwhistle
Bartleby Glimmerwhistle
At the table
“The Palate never lies”
Voice
A high-pitched, sand-paper rasp that sounds like a whisk on a copper bowl.
Raspy and punctuated by wet coughs: he uses high-concept culinary terminology to describe everyday objects, such as calling a puddle a 'failed reduction'.
Speech patterns
How to play them
He will initially try to intimidate the players with his 'knowledge', then quickly pivot to begging or bribery once they show power.
Goal
To successfully plant the rotten meat in the VIP freezer to cause a massive food poisoning scandal.
Motivation
To see Chef Valerius humiliated and stripped of his culinary stars, even if Barty has to burn the whole street down to do it.
Appearance
A hunched, soot-stained figure who smells of damp earth and rancid fat. Barty moves with a nervous, scuttling gait that mimics the vermin he shares his alley with. His most striking feature is his hands, they are webbed with thick, glossy keloid scars from old burns, rendering his fingers stiff and gnarled. In strange contrast to his filth, he wears a pristine, silver tasting spoon on a cord around his neck, which he polishes obsessively with a scrap of silk.
Clothing
A tattered, formerly white chef's tunic that is now a map of stains, oversized wool trousers tied with twine, and shoes made of wrapped burlap.
Body language
Twitches his nose constantly like a rodent: hides his hands in his sleeves whenever he feels threatened or ashamed.
- Height
- 3 feet 1 inch
- Build
- Wizened and gaunt
- Eyes
- Watery hazel with flecks of gold
- Hair
- Thinning, oily grey
- Skin
- Leathery tan, obscured by grease and ash
- Age
- 112 years
- Gender
- Male
- Size
- Small
Distinguishing features
Personality
12 traits and drivesBarty is a man of dualities: he is pathetically submissive to anyone he perceives as a 'gastronomic superior,' yet he is a vicious, foul-mouthed critic of the mediocre. He speaks of the culinary arts with a religious fervor, but his current existence is one of scavenged scraps. He is deeply paranoid, believing every stray cat in the alley is a spy sent by his former mentor.
- Alignment
- Chaotic Neutral
Quirks
Habits
Traits · 3
Flaws · 3
Fears · 3
Wants and needs · 3
Combat
AC 12 · HP 4 · 25 ft.Barty is not a fighter. He will throw pouches of blinding flour or pungent spices to create an opening to escape, screaming for the city watch while he hides.
Bartleby Glimmerwhistle
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Rewards they can give
Equipment
- Stolen Cellar Key (key)An iron key that fits the back delivery door of the 3-storey restaurant.
- Pouch of Rotten Meat (quest item)A foul-smelling parcel wrapped in oilcloth, magically treated to bypass simple scent-detection spells.
- Saccharina (tool/keepsake)A high-quality silver spoon that Barty believes is sentient.
Possessions
Background
Ten years ago, Barty was the Sous-Chef at 'The Gilded Terrine.' During a banquet for a high-ranking Archmage, a grease fire broke out. Barty claims Chef Valerius deliberately tripped him, sending his hands into a cauldron of boiling sugar while Valerius stole the credit for 'saving' the kitchen from Barty's 'clumsiness.' Blacklisted and physically broken, Barty now watches the restaurant from the shadows, collecting secrets and waiting for the perfect moment to spoil Valerius's reputation.
Role in the story
An embittered quest-giver and source of local intelligence who provides the players with a method to infiltrate or sabotage the restaurant.
- Faction
- None: he is too paranoid to join the local Thieves' Guild.
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