The Maraca of Mirthful Mayhem

A bulbous wooden percussion instrument painted in a dizzying array of neon pink, electric blue, and sun-burnt orange swirls. The paint seems to rotate slowly around the handle when viewed out of the corner of the eye. Despite being made of solid heartwood, it feels as light as a dried gourd, and the 'seeds' inside emit a sound like crackling lightning rather than simple beads.