Peek-a-Boo's Grimy Bulwark

This heavy shield is a chaotic collage of rusted scrap metal and splintered darkwood, lashed together with grimy leather strips. On its front, a crude, snaggle-toothed face is painted in neon-green and bright red pigments that never seem to dry. Two mismatched, oversized iron rivets serve as the eyes of the face, and they seem to dart around whenever someone isn't looking directly at them. The shield smells faintly of wet dog and fermented fungus juice.